Russia Might Abandon a U.S. Astronaut on ISS, but NASA Is Worried About Pronouns – IOTW Report

Russia Might Abandon a U.S. Astronaut on ISS, but NASA Is Worried About Pronouns

PJM:
By Matt Margolis

An American astronaut aboard the International Space Station (ISS) is now in the middle of the Russia/Ukraine conflict as the sanctions imposed by the United States and its allies over Russia’s invasion into Ukraine could potentially destroy cooperation.

U.S. astronaut Mark Vande Hei is scheduled to return to earth next month, but Russia is threatening to leave him behind on the International Space Station (ISS) over U.S. sanctions.

“Dmitry Rogozin, the head of Russia’s Space Agency and a close ally to Russian President Vladimir Putin, responded to Biden in a series of hostile tweets,” reports ABC News. “On Feb. 26, he posted a video in Russian that threatened to leave Vande Hei behind in space and detach Russia’s segment of the space station altogether.”

NASA has yet to comment on the threats, but have no fear; everything is okay because NASA is entirely focused on the key problem of the day: gender pronouns.

I’m not joking. On the same day ABC News reported about Russia’s threats to leave Vande Hei behind, NASA announced its new Gender Pronouns Project. more

37 Comments on Russia Might Abandon a U.S. Astronaut on ISS, but NASA Is Worried About Pronouns

  1. Leaving Americans in Afghanistan.
    Leaving Americans in Ukraine.
    Leaving an American in the space station. Bidens good at leaving Americans.
    Leaves American jobs in China.
    Leaves Americans in debt too.
    I’ll be glad when he leaves office.

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  2. NASA is done. The feds are such fantastically stupid fucktards that they can’t wipe their asses without a pronoun focus group formation. These people are complete assholes.

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  3. No problem!

    He only has to put on his Mjolnir and jump down to Earth, or take a drop pod if he’s an ODST wuss.

    I know. I saw it in HALO. And Microsoft tells only true stories.

    Right?

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  4. IF I was left stranded up there, by the Ruskies, you could Bet Your Ass I’m going to try to find a way to survive re-entry & Drop that Motherfucking space station on the Goddamned Kremlin.

    Fucking Opps!

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  5. rovaka9550
    MARCH 12, 2022 AT 1:35 PM
    “I basically make about $6,000-$8,000 a month online.”

    …big deal.

    Hunter Biden makes $88,000 monthly and doesn’t even have to get online.

    Your peasly $8k doesn’t even cover the nut for his pedo dad’s 10%.

    Try harder, or have an amoral scuzzball political puppet for a father to make some REAL hookers-and-blow coin.

    Amateurs.

    3
  6. SNS,

    Yes, but that does not include the Art deal, the Book deal, etc.

    It would not shock me if he also got the $600 every 2 weeks for coof-19 relief.

    3
  7. I sure hope he. she, it, they, thy, xi, zi, mi, hi, li, or whatever the mother clucking pronoun doesn’t get left behind by Russia because you know biden’s got no problem in leaving anyone or anything behind to die.

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  8. @ Kcir – Canadian Joker, Eh! MARCH 12, 2022 AT 1:24 PM

    Drop it on the Kremlin?

    Wouldn’t it be more effective to drop it on congress while they’re in session? They’re the real culprits of our misery.

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  9. Dadof4,

    Probably, but saying Kremlin won’t get the Turdeau Stasi investigating me on behalf of the FBI.
    Besides, it’s trendy to Blame Russia and I’m all about being in Fashion.

    Cheers.

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  10. fake news: “The source of this “news” appears to be a video published more than a week ago by a Kremlin-aligned publication, RIA Novosti. Roscosmos TV provided footage for the video, but in sharing it acknowledged that the video was a “joke.” ”

    paragraph 4 of the article: arstechnica[DOT]com/science/2022/03/after-two-weeks-of-war-the-international-space-station-flies-on/

    remember kids … replace the [DOT] w/ a . (period, that is)

  11. The ‘story’ about Russia leaving an American astronaut in space is proven to be false and recalled as a nasty “joke”. Fake conservative news outlet NYPost and other impostors was found to be paid by the left to circulate it falsely as truth.

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