PJM:
By Matt Margolis
An American astronaut aboard the International Space Station (ISS) is now in the middle of the Russia/Ukraine conflict as the sanctions imposed by the United States and its allies over Russia’s invasion into Ukraine could potentially destroy cooperation.
U.S. astronaut Mark Vande Hei is scheduled to return to earth next month, but Russia is threatening to leave him behind on the International Space Station (ISS) over U.S. sanctions.
“Dmitry Rogozin, the head of Russia’s Space Agency and a close ally to Russian President Vladimir Putin, responded to Biden in a series of hostile tweets,” reports ABC News. “On Feb. 26, he posted a video in Russian that threatened to leave Vande Hei behind in space and detach Russia’s segment of the space station altogether.”
NASA has yet to comment on the threats, but have no fear; everything is okay because NASA is entirely focused on the key problem of the day: gender pronouns.
I’m not joking. On the same day ABC News reported about Russia’s threats to leave Vande Hei behind, NASA announced its new Gender Pronouns Project. more
“Hello Mister Musk, it’s NASA… we need a favor.”
They have killed thousands with the JAB, what’s one more.
Sounds like a made for TV movie.
Life is cheap to nihilistic totalitarians – except their own.
One way to teach them the value of life is to constrain theirs.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Go get ‘im, Joe!
Let’s go Brandon! (Into the grave)
What a load of s/h/it.
Gosh, who didn’t see this coming…..
FJB!
…no worries. We’ll just send a shuttle up to…oh, yeah, lost those when NASA repurposed for Muslim outreach.
Never mind.
Leaving Americans in Afghanistan.
Leaving Americans in Ukraine.
Leaving an American in the space station. Bidens good at leaving Americans.
Leaves American jobs in China.
Leaves Americans in debt too.
I’ll be glad when he leaves office.
Oh big deal, we’ll just send a helicopter up there to get him.
NASA is done. The feds are such fantastically stupid fucktards that they can’t wipe their asses without a pronoun focus group formation. These people are complete assholes.
Pronouns… the final frontier… of dipshittery!!!
Are they still outreaching to shitbama’s mohammedan relatives?
No problem. That will just force us to develop an electric rocket ship to get him. We should be able to do that pretty quick, right?
If Mark Vande Hei has ever voted Republican he’s for sure going to be left behind.
Nasa need guys with crewcuts, White shirts, thin black ties and slide rules. They’d get it done.
Amazing that they wouldn’t have thought ahead and had parachutes with them.
No problem!
He only has to put on his Mjolnir and jump down to Earth, or take a drop pod if he’s an ODST wuss.
I know. I saw it in HALO. And Microsoft tells only true stories.
Right?
Need to get those pronouns right on the memorials…
FJB
Mark Vande Hei just may be the lucky one coming out of this. WhoTF, in their right mind, would want to return to this shithole?
No problem, old crazy joe will just send his partner in crime, and special envoy, ‘Cameltoe’ the Whore kamala up to get him cackling all the way!
IF I was left stranded up there, by the Ruskies, you could Bet Your Ass I’m going to try to find a way to survive re-entry & Drop that Motherfucking space station on the Goddamned Kremlin.
Fucking Opps!
No worries. When the Rooskies leave, he can change the locks on the hatches. No more pesky Russians getting back on board, drilling holes and shit!
rovaka9550
MARCH 12, 2022 AT 1:35 PM
“I basically make about $6,000-$8,000 a month online.”
…big deal.
Hunter Biden makes $88,000 monthly and doesn’t even have to get online.
Your peasly $8k doesn’t even cover the nut for his pedo dad’s 10%.
Try harder, or have an amoral scuzzball political puppet for a father to make some REAL hookers-and-blow coin.
Amateurs.
SNS,
Yes, but that does not include the Art deal, the Book deal, etc.
It would not shock me if he also got the $600 every 2 weeks for coof-19 relief.
I sure hope he. she, it, they, thy, xi, zi, mi, hi, li, or whatever the mother clucking pronoun doesn’t get left behind by Russia because you know biden’s got no problem in leaving anyone or anything behind to die.
NASA used to be so cool. No it sucks so hare it rivals gravity.
hard
grayjohn MARCH 12, 2022 AT 2:39 PM
“NASA used to be so cool. No it sucks so hare it rivals gravity.”
…could be worse.
Could suck so hard it rivals Kamala.
NASA will soon find it was easier to land a man on the moon than it is to convince Americans to use BS pronouns
I wonder what old Mark’s social credit score is.🥴
@ Kcir – Canadian Joker, Eh! MARCH 12, 2022 AT 1:24 PM
Drop it on the Kremlin?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to drop it on congress while they’re in session? They’re the real culprits of our misery.
Dadof4,
Probably, but saying Kremlin won’t get the Turdeau Stasi investigating me on behalf of the FBI.
Besides, it’s trendy to Blame Russia and I’m all about being in Fashion.
Cheers.
“Besides, it’s trendy to Blame Russia and I’m all about being in Fashion.”
Ya made me laugh.
Kudos.
fake news: “The source of this “news” appears to be a video published more than a week ago by a Kremlin-aligned publication, RIA Novosti. Roscosmos TV provided footage for the video, but in sharing it acknowledged that the video was a “joke.” ”
paragraph 4 of the article: arstechnica[DOT]com/science/2022/03/after-two-weeks-of-war-the-international-space-station-flies-on/
remember kids … replace the [DOT] w/ a . (period, that is)
Sorry- No http either.
oops … thanks
The ‘story’ about Russia leaving an American astronaut in space is proven to be false and recalled as a nasty “joke”. Fake conservative news outlet NYPost and other impostors was found to be paid by the left to circulate it falsely as truth.