…With Stakes Being Ukraine, Gets Response from Head of Russian Space Agency.
DC Enquirer: We all wanted to see this. Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia, has threatened the world in his invasion of Ukraine. It is upending the balance of world order. Will Russia win, or will Putin and his cronies lose? We may not know for some time. But there is one thing we can be certain of very soon — that is, if Vladimir Putin is up to the task. Can Putin beat Space X and Tesla CEO Elon Musk in a fight of single combat? We all wait in eager anticipation to see what will happen. more
Flame throwers?
“Clank, clank, I’m a Tesla tank!”
Did I just wake up in a comic book? Pow! Socko!
Our hero, the environmental capitalist good guy slugs it out with the nefarious communist oligarch villain and saves the day! Makes as much sense as anything else these days…
@Little Morphin’
Crazy stuff alright. They’d have to find neutral ground for their slugfest. Antarctica fills the bill.
Put ’em both in a Tesla and let ’em duke it out in the Van Allen belts!
“Did I just wake up in a comic book? Pow! Socko!”
Lol, exactly how I was reading it…as if a narrator was telling it to the audience.
I wish Elon would challenge Jose Bidet to a fight – winner gets America!
My $$$$’s on Putin…
@TRF
Good point…electrically operated Tesla tanks? Zero to sixty in 20 minutes and no armor to slow it down even more.
Tim – Naww its faster than that.
Itz the down time waiting for the diesel generator to get there and recharge it that will kill it!
…I like the idea of a duel better, but I want Pedo in Musk’s place.
Pedo likes to TALK shit, after all.
Be nice if he was forced to put up or shut up.
Anyone calling him out HERE would be put in January 6th prison forever for threatening an illegitimate excuse for a president, but the Secret Service may have a bit more trouble arresting Putin…
…also, whatever you think of Ukraine, since when is it Musk’s to give or take?
…I would think SOMEONE in Ukrane would take umbrage at having BadHair self-assigning as their legally binding champion, but the world is so nuts now that I could be wrong…
Tim Buktu
MARCH 14, 2022 AT 6:32 PM
@TRF
“Good point…electrically operated Tesla tanks? Zero to sixty in 20 minutes and no armor to slow it down even more.”
…they burst into intense flame on the battlefield, and the smoke obscures troop movements as the heat confuses missiles, and the Russki tanks are afraid to drive past them because the battery could explode at any moment, spraying them in armor eating acid and the regrets of the people who bought them…
Hell I’d pay real money to watch that one.