That depends on how many people are at a ghetto ‘hood rat barbeque at a given time. If there’s a drive-by shooting then you have to subtract several feet.
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Joe Manchin must have been promised some sweet deal.
He’s now going to vote for her.
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this meme wins the internet today!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Any Typists available for hire? I’d like to be able to leave comments again. I might be willing to accept a Transcriptionist or a Stenographer to get up to speed, but only under the proper supervision of an Educator. Please withhold this comment as pending for professional review, as I’m not authorized to officially type, especially in a public open forum on the internet.
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Q. What’s the difference between the supreme court and the appeals court?
A. The supreme court has black olives and sour cream.
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Three feet, duh. That’s as bad a joke as How many lawyers does it take to make a sandwich? It depends on how thin you slice them. My oldest daughter hates that joke, almost as much as What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute but how do you breathe thru it. I want that one on my headstone so people will get a good laugh when they see my grave. And why not! I don’t think I ever outgrew cheesy dad jokes and other jokes.
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Whaddya call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
Yer Honor
(I prolly told this one before, one of my favorites)
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How many people are in the yard?
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It depends on big the yard is. Is it a small yard or a medium sized yard or a great big yard? And then they’d say it’s racist or sexist because someone else’s yard is bigger or better than their yard is. You can’t win with these professional perpetual grief mongers and pissants. I want to see how big a yard we get after we die and go to Heaven. And then the progtards would say that it’s not fair that God gives those who love him a better deal than what they’ll get in Hell.
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I bet that she doesn’t even know what a podiatrist is. She probably thinks that it’s something to deal with I Pods or pod people in the movie Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. But in her case it would be Invasion Of The Mind Snatchers.
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“You mean like a prison yard?”
“Too many black feets, das whut dat is!”
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Tim – FJB MARCH 25, 2022 AT 4:20 PM
Typical Affirmative Action hire.
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Can’t argue with the truth of that, but I think it’s much more than that.
“Never admit your true America-crushing hidden agenda” seems more on target.
It looks like she is just as smug as the lying FBI agent, with the adulteress GF Lisa, giving the evil smirk when questioned by congress.
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Answer: Whose yard are we talking about? The bigger the yard, more feet in it.
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C’mon Man! A Black Colored Female smart enough not to know she doesn’t know the definition of a woman, and a mother of two children smart enough not to know when she got knocked up is articulate! And that hairdo is mainstream American-African! Brownie shines up bright and clean. Man, she’s a storybook!
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she’ll play the proverbial card and say- ‘i don’t know. we didn’t have yard when i was growing up.
lotta spin for this one. Spin and assigned guilt
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Meet your new Justice
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She is straight out of Amos and Andy
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I don’t think that they will ban her like they did with Amos and Andy. She will win the affirmative action participation trophy and unfortunately she may just become the next Supreme Court justice to replace Steven Breyer. Unlucky us, this dim bulb is absolutely unqualified to be on the Supreme Court, her only qualifications are she’s black, female and a liberal appointed by a worthless, fake Presidunce by the name of joe bidet.
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…this is the coldest line involving feet that I ever heard…
“Then Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the Spirit of the Lord? behold, the feet of them which have buried thy husband are at the door, and shall carry thee out.”
Acts 5:9
…would that those feet were approaching the door of every Democrat right now…
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well now, that all depends on how many prisoners there are standing around in that yard, and if’n they all has both their feets still attached to their legs, cuz each one prisoner usually has 2 feet. so if’n theres about 53 of them in that yard, and they all has their feet, that would be about 100.
am i close?
Typical Affirmative Action hire.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
That depends on how many people are at a ghetto ‘hood rat barbeque at a given time. If there’s a drive-by shooting then you have to subtract several feet.
Joe Manchin must have been promised some sweet deal.
He’s now going to vote for her.
this meme wins the internet today!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any Typists available for hire? I’d like to be able to leave comments again. I might be willing to accept a Transcriptionist or a Stenographer to get up to speed, but only under the proper supervision of an Educator. Please withhold this comment as pending for professional review, as I’m not authorized to officially type, especially in a public open forum on the internet.
Q. What’s the difference between the supreme court and the appeals court?
A. The supreme court has black olives and sour cream.
Three feet, duh. That’s as bad a joke as How many lawyers does it take to make a sandwich? It depends on how thin you slice them. My oldest daughter hates that joke, almost as much as What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute but how do you breathe thru it. I want that one on my headstone so people will get a good laugh when they see my grave. And why not! I don’t think I ever outgrew cheesy dad jokes and other jokes.
Whaddya call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
Yer Honor
(I prolly told this one before, one of my favorites)
How many people are in the yard?
It depends on big the yard is. Is it a small yard or a medium sized yard or a great big yard? And then they’d say it’s racist or sexist because someone else’s yard is bigger or better than their yard is. You can’t win with these professional perpetual grief mongers and pissants. I want to see how big a yard we get after we die and go to Heaven. And then the progtards would say that it’s not fair that God gives those who love him a better deal than what they’ll get in Hell.
I bet that she doesn’t even know what a podiatrist is. She probably thinks that it’s something to deal with I Pods or pod people in the movie Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. But in her case it would be Invasion Of The Mind Snatchers.
“You mean like a prison yard?”
“Too many black feets, das whut dat is!”
Tim – FJB MARCH 25, 2022 AT 4:20 PM
Typical Affirmative Action hire.
=======
Can’t argue with the truth of that, but I think it’s much more than that.
“Never admit your true America-crushing hidden agenda” seems more on target.
It looks like she is just as smug as the lying FBI agent, with the adulteress GF Lisa, giving the evil smirk when questioned by congress.
Answer: Whose yard are we talking about? The bigger the yard, more feet in it.
C’mon Man! A Black Colored Female smart enough not to know she doesn’t know the definition of a woman, and a mother of two children smart enough not to know when she got knocked up is articulate! And that hairdo is mainstream American-African! Brownie shines up bright and clean. Man, she’s a storybook!
she’ll play the proverbial card and say- ‘i don’t know. we didn’t have yard when i was growing up.
lotta spin for this one. Spin and assigned guilt
Meet your new Justice
She is straight out of Amos and Andy
I don’t think that they will ban her like they did with Amos and Andy. She will win the affirmative action participation trophy and unfortunately she may just become the next Supreme Court justice to replace Steven Breyer. Unlucky us, this dim bulb is absolutely unqualified to be on the Supreme Court, her only qualifications are she’s black, female and a liberal appointed by a worthless, fake Presidunce by the name of joe bidet.
…this is the coldest line involving feet that I ever heard…
“Then Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the Spirit of the Lord? behold, the feet of them which have buried thy husband are at the door, and shall carry thee out.”
Acts 5:9
…would that those feet were approaching the door of every Democrat right now…
well now, that all depends on how many prisoners there are standing around in that yard, and if’n they all has both their feets still attached to their legs, cuz each one prisoner usually has 2 feet. so if’n theres about 53 of them in that yard, and they all has their feet, that would be about 100.
am i close?