*Some filthy language.
George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, philosopher, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential American stand-up comics of all time. This audio clip comes from his George Carlin’s audiobook, “Napalm & Sillyputty”, which was published in 2002.
A micro biologist once told me that if you take a small pinch of dirt from the soil in your yard and sprinkle it into a glass of water and drink it you will get enough antibodies in your system to tackle the majority of common communal illness. His point was that we are killing ourselves with sterile paranoia of germs.
George is better without the lame cartoon.
I prefer watching the live on-stage version, and letting my imagination do some work.