Subway which went woke, lost over a thousand store in 2021 and used Megan Rapinoe as a spokesperson is now facing a meat shortage because of the incompetence of Joe Biden and “Mayor” Pete Buttigieg. Subway food tastes like shit anyway, it’s not like I ever eat there anymore, but I still find it funny. They go woke to appease communist Democrats, hire woke, American hating loons like washed up Megan Rapinoe, now they can’t even get their meats to make sandwiches. That’s called karma. Of course, the woke media is blaming it all on Iowa’s “bird flu”. Funny, I don’t hear about other sub shops having this problem because of the Iowa bird flu. They always have an excuse. more
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Subway has meat in their products?
Next menu item – Cricket cheddar sub
From pedophile to raging anti American dyke they’re batting 1000 in the woke paragympic cricket and boweling matches. Did I misspell boweling? Or is it just a thing?
And their bread tastes like Styrofoam™.
On the West Coast, at least in NorCal everyone goes to Togos. Their bread doesn’t blow away in a strong breeze.
Somebody discovered that their foot long was only six inches?
^^^^^That’s why women make terrible machinists. We’ve lied to them to much.
I’ve always thought Subway sandwiches had a meat shortage.
What the fuck? We can’t say China Flu, but we can say Iowa Bird Flu?
Maybe instead of killing all of the birds in an infected flock, they should have put masks on them and told them to stay away from the other birds.
I just saw a headline today that one third of Americans support a meat tax. Didn’t bother to read it. WTF is wrong with people? Real Americans eat meat. Useful idiots and tyrants eat tofu and support taxing everthing in sight.
Hunter MAY 12, 2022 AT 7:12 : Give the chickens rose glasses. I thought it was a joke until I found them in the barn after her passing.
My grandmother passed. Forgot that in my response to Hunter
Well, their tuna subs didn’t have any tuna DNA in them.
I’m very sorry for your loss Huron. My prayers and God’s blessings to you and your loved ones.
Thankyou Hunter. I appreciate that. She did pass away in 1976. We did go to Michigan for the 200th and she loved it. Half of our family are/were Americans. I live right next to Port Huron Michigan, Point Edward Ontario.
meat “shortages” usually affect the transits first, when they mutilate their equipment improperly
did a tuna sub from Subway the other day … pretty good. had just enough dolphin meat in it to be rather tasty … 😉 (maybe the Subway in my area is getting their supply from somewhere else, because their rolls are always fresh & their ingredients are always fresh too … to match the surliness of the sub ‘artisans’)
got a sub today from my local sub/pizza shop (Ledo) & the roll, seriously, was just about the size of a hot dog bun (though it was tasty & I don’t need all those carbs anyhow)
… sign of the times
we need to come up w/ a new slogan/meme for these days … ‘Days of Brandon’, ‘Curse of D’rat Oligarchy’, ‘The Great Deliberate’, ‘The Great Culling’, ‘The Enslavement’ …
or maybe just a big, giant happy face. “line up everyone! line up. line up. it’s going to be a wonderful trip. just get in the cattle cars. step up. hop in. we’re all going to virtual Disney Whirled, where all your dreams will come true!
drink the soma. sip the kool-aid. believe all we tell you, because it’s all been certified by the DGB (not to be confused w/ the KGB)
take the blue pill, plug into the matrix & enjoy your steak!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ MAY 12, 2022 AT 9:46 PM: New slogan? Hows about, You don’t need a suitcase where you’re going. Joe has it covered.
A gal in my neighborhood put on an additional 50 pounds and now she has a meat shortage!
Watch out for that new “Soylent Green Sub”… It’s a tad long-porky.
I had half of a half Subway sub once. I’ve regretted it ever since. A very wise fella I once knew used to say, “Subway! Where they ask you what crap you’d like on your crap.”
And just so you don’t confuse me with someone who only hates Subway, I can also confess that in 1982 I took a bite of KFC for the first and last time. Never going there again either.
MAYBE THEY COULD OFFER THE MEGHAN SPECIAL – A CARPET SAMMICH – EVERYONE KNOWS SHE’S NOT EATING THE MEAT!!!