ABBOTT: Did you see this story in the paper about the boy who was charged with sexual harassment?
COSTELLO: What did he do?
ABBOTT: He used the wrong pronoun.
COSTELLO: What d’ya mean?
ABBOTT: I mean he called a boy “him.”
COSTELLO: But “him”’s the right pronoun.
ABBOTT: Nah. The other boy was a girl.
COSTELLO: I thought you said he was a boy.
ABBOTT: He used to be a boy, but now he’s a girl.
COSTELLO: Jeez! How did he do that?
ABBOTT: He says he feels like a girl, so now he’s a girl. So, he has a right to be called “her.”
COSTELLO: What’s her name?
ABBOTT: Sam.
COSTELLO: But I thought he was a girl?
ABBOTT: Sam is her old name. Now he wants to be called Samantha. So, if the other boy doesn’t call him, “her,” he’s guilty of misgendering.
COSTELLO: Wait a minute. Who’s Miss Gendering? You never mentioned her before.
You never know what might happen when you get to third base!
Maybe this stupid shit will stop when they are starving.
Why would a boy want to be a girl?
Shania Twain was totally confused:
Oh Man I Feel Like a Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
@Bawlsak – “…You never know what might happen when you get to third base!…”
True, especially since they don’t even know Who’s on first!
@ Bawlsak
If you find a stick shift, hit the brakes, throw it in reverse, & get the hell outta there!!!!!!
My best friend in HS was named Les, short for Leslie. He was always Les and never Leslie except on his birth certificate and for ID purposes. Just like I am Jeffrey on my birth certificate but have never been anything but Jeff except in jest.
^^^^ Ba Dum tishh 😀
It’s all Mister Ection.
Play Cash’s “A Boy Named Sue” for the young-uns on your block and observe their faces for anguish. Tell them to “thank a teacher”. Ha!
@ Bob M
Are you assuming my gender? Fascist!
The timeless good humor of Abott & Costello along with the Marx Brothers, Jack Benny, Stan Freberg, the Firesign Theater, Monty Python, George Carlin, Mel Brooks etc. will still be funny a hundred years from now.