D.C. Health has reported the first positive case of orthopox in a resident who recently visited Europe. more
I think I know who got Drunkypox.
D.C. health officials report potential Monkeypox case in the nation’s capital
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I call Bullshit on all this!
Well traveled man of the world who enjoys anal adventuring. No surprise he’s found in DC. My guess is Foreign Service State Dept staffer.
Malarkeypox.
donkey-pox
FIFY
Wouldn’t surprise me. This “pox” (“a plague upon both your houses!”) seems to be more easily spread among “cheek” spreaders.
But the chimp said he loved me!
Top Ten Cool Things About Having Monkeypox
10. It’s like smallpox but monkey-er
9. Monkeys have them, and everyone loves monkeys, no?
8. Most of your days spent picking nits out of your fur
7. You’re automatically entered in the World Health Organization’s raffle for a new 2003 Pontiac Vibe
6. Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you “beat the heat” all summer
5. Take a sip of a friend’s Coke and say, “Oh yeah, I have monkeypox.” That means free Coke!
4. You’re able to eat bananas with your feet
3. A secure government quarantine facility is a great place to meet babes
2. Always exciting to hear a doctor say, “Dear God what the hell is that?”
1. People stare at your big red ass
Monkey pox in DC? Anybody see Buttichich?
It’s the gay fucker Adam Schiff.😉
For Goldenfoxx:
11. You get to throw your own poo at Democrats! (Spread the Love)
In D.C.?
It’s official, it’s a pandemic!
D.C. is a pox
I bet it’s the VP who has it. She’s a hoo-er and the monkey had an extra $5 to spend.
Better fumigate the Dept of Transportation
Please, monkeypox: do what Kim Jung Il won’t do to DC.
Mon(k)ey Pox in DC?
Probably some stupid politician and now we will all get it since DC has been making all of us take it up the ass
Please…..let it be obummer.
Sounds right. If there’s a place monkey business would break out, it would be DC.