Name Something The World’s Oldest Stripper Would Use In Her Act

49 Comments on Name Something The World’s Oldest Stripper Would Use In Her Act

1. An apple and a snake.

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2. No Pest Strip.

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3. Passenger pigeon feathered fans.

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4. Velcro?

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5. Fig Leaves.

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6. A walker.
   Imagine the stunts that could be performed on it.

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7. Vanishing cream.

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8. Lots of alcohol.

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9. Orthopedic FMPs.

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10. Spackle.

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11. depends

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12. Smoke and Mirrors

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13. A crooked porn lawyer.

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14. An elderly tranny stripper would use Ben Gay.

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15. Dr. Scholl’s platform heels.

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16. Her husband, Joe Biden.

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17. A quart jar of super glue.

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18. A body double, or a hologram. Anything but herself.

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19. A mummified dildo.

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20. Ask “Nasty” Nance Pelosi. Bet she would know all about stripper props.

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21. A wheel.
    https://youtu.be/BMJhxbeu-Zk

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22. Clothespins

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23. They had been married for 50 years and he came home to find his wife lounging seductively on the the couch naked.
    He said, “What are you wearing?”
    She said, “My birthday suit.”
    He said, “What ever it is, it needs ironed”.

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24. Pelosi already wore it out.

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25. Braille

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26. Now-a-days??
    A dick.

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27. A copy of the Emancipation Proclamation?

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28. A restraining order against gravity.

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29. Tennis balls to replace the ping pong balls if it’s Honeysuckle Devine

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30. Her lawyer, Michael Avenatti.

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31. one of those Wal-Mart go karts

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32. Barf Bags.

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33. Donkeys

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34. Nancy Pelosi’s bikini. Yeech!

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35. Fig leaves

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36. A demonic kackle and Secret service agents to drive her back to the white house.

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37. I can’t imagine what she’d need. All I can imagine is her audicence shouting, “Put ’em on! Put ’em on!”

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38. When she was younger she needed Vaseline.
    Now that she’s older, she needs poly-grip.

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39. A place to accept coins.

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40. A handicap parking space on stage.

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41. A telephone pole with hand and foot grips.

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42. A motorized spinning wheelchair.

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43. Gynecologist stirrups.

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44. A roomba.

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45. A medic alert bracelet.

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46. A coroner’s gurney.

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47. A walk in bathtub.

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48. A hand knitted thong.

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49. A pole with an elevator.

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