“I Threw The Bitch Out The Window”

13 Comments on “I Threw The Bitch Out The Window”

1. “Chicago man” to replace “Florida man” for future truth is stranger than fiction stories?

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2. “I threw the bitch out the window” statement was made before he was mirandad so wont be admissible in court. The brother will likely walk. Besides, Shitcago has a catch and release policy, right.

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3. “statement was made before he was mirandad so wont be admissible in court.”

   We don’t know that or to be more precise, the article does not make this clear.

   The fact that he was taken to the station for further questioning tells me he probably was Mirandized, although we don’t know if he waived those rights. But since the confession was not part of the interrogation but was made extemporaneously over a phone conversation, this makes me think that yes, it is admissible. That plus the fact that they did charge him with first-degree murder tells me that the DA at least thinks he can get it in since so other compelling evidence against him was mentioned.

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4. She must’ve been a commie liberal.

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5. “I Threw the Bitch Out Of the Window” – wasn’t that a Beatles song?

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6. You WISH the beatles were cool enough to write “I Threw The Bitch Out The Window”.

   That’s a Bobby Brown classic.

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7. Defemestration

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8. That was a poorly written article. Was Tanner also the “girlfriend”?

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9. Of course it was poorly written. Chicago. No one speaks English in Chicago.

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10. The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
    looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed
    middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the
    woman’s poodle.
    The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”
    The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so
    rude.. My little Fifi is using that seat..”
    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was
    under that dog. “Please, Ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”
    She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!”
    This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
    tossed it out the train window and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, “Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his
    place!”
    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. “Sir, you Americans seem to
    have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
    hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
    seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

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11. The guy was probably high on something and thought he was Fatty Arbuckle, who threw a woman out of a window at the St. Francis Hotel in SF in the early 1920’s.

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12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnXtuktNdlM

    Does your dawg bite?

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13. A little longer, and either Willie Brown or Montel Williams would have thrown Kamala Harris out a window.