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Oily Windshields, Cancer, and COVID

Patriot Retort: What a week this has been for Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. This week, the president told us all about how oily windshields seventy years ago could result in someone having cancer today, but not today exactly, several years ago, or so his “what he meant to say” staff explained to us after the president said he currently has cancer when he doesn’t, but, whoops, he may not have cancer but he has COVID, but just a mild case but you don’t need to hear from the president’s physician just take our word for it.

Whew!

I haven’t seen a run-on sentence that long since the last time I read the transcripts from a Kamala Harris press conference.

Keep in mind that’s everything that happened to Joe this week and his week only started on Wednesday.

He had to take Monday and Tuesday off because the old crock was worn out from his Middle East trip.

Jet lag certainly could explain why Joe Biden attempted to blame oily windshields for cancer that he doesn’t have.

See, in the past when old Joe recounted the harrowing tale of oily windshields from his childhood, it didn’t result in him having cancer; it resulted in him getting asthma, which is just as improbable.

7 Comments on Oily Windshields, Cancer, and COVID

  1. Sounds like another one of Joe’s stories he pulled out of his arse. If you had oil on your windshield, the last thing you’d want to do is turn the wipers on. What visibility you had would be gone on the first sweep. C’mon man.

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  2. I think cornhole, I mean popcorn or cornpop, whatever his name was…really affected old joe.

    We have to blame his condition on something other than the fact he’s just another lying asshole liberal.

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