Howie Carr: Dementia Joe Biden has heard the whispers about his, um, mental decline. But during an interview last week with state-run media, he assured a Democrat operative with a press pass that his “mental focus” is as acute as ever.
All dialogue guaranteed verbatim:
“It’s focused I say I think it’s I I haven’t look I have trouble even mentioning even saying to myself my own head the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. I mean it’s just not uh uh I haven’t observed anything in terms of there’s not things I don’t do now that I did before whether it’s physical or mental or anything else,” President Biden said.
Well, that’s a relief, that Brandon remains the same mastermind he always has been. And just in case you had any lingering doubts, after huddling with his economic advisers at the White House Monday, he gave this succinct definition of inflation:
“What’s inflation? Inflation is, at the end of the month, do you have less money from your paycheck or more money in your flayscheck.”
Personally, I’ve never gotten a “flayscheck.” Be that as it may, I don’t think properly Brandon described inflation, not even close. It doesn’t matter how big your paycheck (or flayscheck) is, if prices are going up faster than your income. Right?
Last Friday, at the White House, he brought up the price of gasoline:
“In 41 states plus the District of Columbia, the average gasoline price is less than $2.99.”
Again, not even close. Not one state has prices under $3. MORE
Incontinence is the word.
Hey! You don’t put the cart before the dead, beaten gift horse that you can’t make drink and change course midstream after you’ve looked in the mouth!
Yes, and why am I not surprised that the so-called republicans now jump on the bandwagon about prices and energy?
Vote MAGA.
“Again, not even close. Not one state has prices under $3.”
To be fair, gas has been under $3.00 for several weeks in the Houston area. I can’t say what the average for the state is, though. And whatever it is, it is still much higher than it was under Trump.
We try to emulate Adolph Pedo McStumbleFuch here but we don’t even come close. We’re going to have to up our game if we want to compete with the Pudding Cup.
MAGA shout out! My Ass Got Analyzed. Petey Buttigieg says, sweet & gets better everytime.
Great concept GM, lets start a contest called the Pudding Cup wherein IOTW critters compete to construct the most accurate portrayal of Adolph Pedo McSeesdeadpeople…
I’ll start:
“Jackie, is she here? Jackie tell Chuck to standup.”
White House séances coming soon.
I like the pet nickname his aids gave to Donny. A sophisticated parrot. He likes to repeat what he just heard. Then they show a picture of his hair blowing looking just like a parrot’s head.