Nobody Cares: DC Comics Canceling Gay Superman’s Solo Run After Failure to Sell

24 Comments on Nobody Cares: DC Comics Canceling Gay Superman’s Solo Run After Failure to Sell

1. Color me shocked!

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2. Got monkeypox and croaked…

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3. I don’t think Louis Lane is going to like have the man of steel laying about the house.

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4. Look in the sky
   It’s bird,
   it’s a plane,
   no, it’s a fag in a cape.
   Never mind.

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5. Hmmm… one to three percent of the population might be a natural target for this perverted filth. Probably ten percent of the population is able to pretend the perverts are ‘normal’ now, cuz reasons. That’s a pretty niche market for low brow juvenile oriented printed material. For me the 64K $ question is, why is a cartoon superhero who’s never been pictured officially engaged in any sexual act being noted as belonging to the pervert’s minority in the first place. The character doesn’t engage in sex acts in any of the story lines so why is it so important to identify the poor character as a pervert?

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6. His nemesis: Corn-Pop

   Try not to think about it…

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7. Not much of a superhero when pu**y is your kryptonite. Pooperman

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8. I never thought that Earth DNA and Krypton DNA would be compatible to make an infant.
   Plus (from something I read many years earlier-satire?) Supes, being the Man of Steel, wouldn’t his super-ejaculate just rip right through LL, killing her?

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9. Losing millions of dollars must be some sort of kryptonite to them?
   Keep up the winning.

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10. @PHenry:

    I don’t think Louis Lane is going to like have the man of steel laying about the house.

    Don’t you mean Jimmy Olsen?

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11. Don Lemon hardest hit.

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12. Maybe if they named him Thuperman it would work.

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13. Wasn’t Batman already gay?

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14. Bye Superfaggot… Enjoy that molten lava hot tub in Hell.

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15. It made the employees as DC and Warner feel good about themselves…..LOL Parasitic minds.

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16. …Able to suck a golfball through a garden hose in one huff…”

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17. So how was he going to get FUCKED in the ASS if he has a Supper Shitter?

    And don’t say Kryptonite!

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18. Duperman got duped. LMAO!

    Suckerman got punched.

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19. Just Axing – Damn right Batman was gay. Running around in tights and mask with a young boy called “Robin” and urging the boy – “To the Bat pole, Robin!”

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20. Battyman:

    Jamaican: Batty means bottom.
    Battyman: a man who loves bottom

    Urban Dictionary def.

21. @President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight:

    You’re thinking of Larry Niven’s essay, “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.” YOu can probably find it on the net somewhere.

22. @Dogbert:

    Yeah, Batman and Robin always seemed a little classical Greece, if you get my drift.

23. Dear DC Comics:

    When you insist on shoving your politics in the faces of an audience which couldn’t care less about your extremist crackpot ideology, you’re going to lose most of that audience–assuming you actually attract a significant audience in the first place.

    Go woke, go broke.

    Most sincerely yours,

    The Plutonium Kid

24. Ah, I found it! Here’s a link to the Niven essay!

    http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html