Fake News Says Demanding Peace In Ukraine Is Going To Get Us Nuked – IOTW Report

Fake News Says Demanding Peace In Ukraine Is Going To Get Us Nuked

Salty Cracker has the details.

article: https://archive.ph/20221016152442/https://www.businessinsider.com/deal-with-russia-made-under-nuke-threats-could-be-dangerous-2022-10?r=US&IR=T

8 Comments on Fake News Says Demanding Peace In Ukraine Is Going To Get Us Nuked

  1. THE IDIOTS WHO ARE ALWAYS FUMBLING THE WARBALL AND TALKING NUKES ARE THE DAME GROUP WHO CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PASS A DAYLIGHT SAVINGS BILL

    THINK ABOUT THAT

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  2. 🎶🎵 “All we are saying is give peace a chance.” 🎶🎵

    “General, Set DEFCON TWO!”

    “Very well, Mr. President. Are you sure you don’t want DEFCON ONE, sir?”

    “No, we have to let them shoot first, or at least APPEAR to shoot first. Ha ha ha.”

    “Mr. President, I’m required to AUTHENTICATE: ‘PUDDING CUP.'”

    “This is President Joseph Robinette Biden. I authenticate ‘VANILLA.'”

    “Incorrect response!! CONDITION RED!! WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!! I SAY AGAIN, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!! CONDITION RED. CONDITION RED. CLOSE ALL AIRTIGHT DOORS.”

    “General, we have incoming…”

    (Pushing a giant, brown mass into his khakis…) “Oh, shit.”

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