50 plain-clothed cops reportedly gain too much weight to squeeze into special ops uniforms – IOTW Report

50 plain-clothed cops reportedly gain too much weight to squeeze into special ops uniforms

Tuesday, 6 December 2022, 11:45 MJA Uncategorized 13

Revolver: There’s an obesity epidemic in this country that’s getting worse by the day. But sadly, we’re not the only ones suffering from exploding waistlines and dangerously unhealthy eating. Our friends across the pond are also suffering with an obesity crisis.

And like the US, the UK is dealing with police forces that have gone from lean and mean to fat and slow.

It’s gotten so bad, that 50 officers from one UK police department gained so much weight, they couldn’t fit into their “special ops” uniforms. more

13 Comments on 50 plain-clothed cops reportedly gain too much weight to squeeze into special ops uniforms

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  3. Although younger than most here, I am still old enough to remember when the military and ALL LE agencies had physical standards that had to be met, yearly tested, in order to stay employed.

    At some point in your career, oftentimes more than once, you are going to find yourself on your back fighting for your life. If you have such little self-respect and regard for your own safety and fitness, then you deserve what you get.

    When I see fat cops I’ve already formed a mental picture in my head that this guy is lazy, incompetent, and probably the first to violate your civil rights, plant evidence or lie on a police report.

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  4. There is this old lady.
    I tink shes 80
    Some of those cops
    Would probably drop
    First running out of a donut shop

    Especially the ones around courthouses
    They don’t walk
    They waddle
    To guard the Court
    They Waddle in at 9
    And Waddle out at 11
    And often after Lunch
    Waddle back in at 1:30
    And await the Courts pleasure
    After Work Waddles Waddle Home
    And Waddle about
    All night

    But Waddles won’t do it for a Dollar
    Waddles is schmart
    Waddles knows nobody wants the hassle
    So Waddles keep on Waddling
    Throwing their pounds around.
    Keeping the Dollar Coffers flowing
    Is the Waddlers Justice Department Game

  5. RE: DONUTS

    Don’t blame Donuts
    Donuts are from Heaven

    I have eaten Donuts for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

    And don’t blame Cops for Donuts.
    And don’t blame the military for Donuts either.
    It’s the Donut System that is at fault.

    Please feel free to eat all the Donuts you would like.

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  10. I saw a group of RTC transit cops here in Vegas that were over 400 pounds each.
    It was a shocking sight.

    I felt like taunting them to see if they would give chase…
    Bwahahahaha!

  11. Oh my gosh…..
    We had a cop that was so big they had to take him to the grain elevator to weigh him. The job requirement was to take a physical but there was no wording he had to pass. They were constantly replacing the springs in the squad car.

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