The case left doctors shell-shocked.
NY Post – A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.
“An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated.
“We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,” the rep added. “When in doubt, we took all the precautions.” MORE. h/t SNS
Shit… pull the pin and run. Problem solved.
Rectum?
It could have killed ’em.
If it had gone off, he’d have been only a shell of his former self.
I’d like to know how it got there in the first place. Isn’t 88 years old a little too old to be doing that kinda stuff? I mean grandpa come on!!! Sheesh!
He did it because Grandma got run over by a Reindeer….
The size of his eyes when he entered the hospital were obvious signs of shell shock.
Doctor modified his treatment to smaller caliber rifle rounds.
ASSault weapon.
There’s something Queer about this story.
Now you know why they didn’t do so well in WW2.
They were loading the wrong breech.
Doc didn’t even bother to clean it.
…his bowels couldn’t evacuate, so the hospital had to instead.
…If this French ordinance performed as well as the French military, I’m surprised it didn’t simply surrender and fall out…
…that’s what happens when you load a muzzle loader from the breach instead…
…if only Pelosi’s boyfriend were around with his hammer, this problem would have resolved itself…
…could have been worse…could have been having a sit on one of those WWI Kaiser helmets with the pointy bit on top instead…
…the worst part is, the doctor pulled it out and he came like a wildcat…
…I’m not sure why they evacuated the hospital, given how little damage the REST of the French ammunition did to the Germans in WWI…
WTF??? France? That’s the kind of story that would usually come out of FLORIDA!
…apparently his rifling needed cleaning for him to get a squib round in it like that…
…gives a bit of a twist to the phrase “explosive diarrhea”, nicht wahr?
…and here I thought it was a Black expression to say “Im’a blow that toilet up”…
I know there’s an ‘explosive diarrhea” joke in here somewhere…
…he’s a real pistol, that one…
Goldenfoxx
DECEMBER 21, 2022 AT 6:38 PM
“I’d like to know how it got there in the first place. Isn’t 88 years old a little too old to be doing that kinda stuff? I mean grandpa come on!!! Sheesh!”
…we have Joe Biden as irrefutable proof that you’re NEVER too old to make a perverted fool out of yourself…
I’ve had people evacuate the room when I had rectal explosions……..
Damn, that brings a new meaning to; Blow It Out Your Ass.
…it wasn’t an accident, he was hunting his gerbil and the little bastard proved to be tougher than he thought…
Was he trying to re-enact Major Kong riding the bomb in Dr. Strangelove)?
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Quel boulot de merde!
Wahoo, with Slim Pickens waving his cowboy hat riding the bomb down. KABLOOIE!
Magical mystery tour.
He must have loaded the wrong caliber. I guess it must have been a hang fire. Obviously he doesn’t know how to clear his weapon.
I’ve hoid of paint-peeling, room-clearing farts before, but tnis is ridiculous!
And I’d bet that you blamed it on your dog. Dog farts are the worst.
Iv it vuz a good German shell, ve vould haf vun less queer Frenchman in ze vorld.
Talk about blowing it out of your ass… This guy should be in the Biden Administration as a top offical.
Best comment from the article: Love is a battlefield.
Assualt Rectum….
In a just world, that guy’s ass should have blown through the hospital window and landed in the lap of a French lady having an aperitif at a nearby cafe.
I see red, clear!
(Artillery Expression)
I have explosions in my ass all the time!
Lovin it!
Fire in the hole, indeed.
Man, I hate it when that happens …………
Having a shit fit, I bet.