Babylon Bee: KYIV — Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa Claus’s sleigh had been mistaken for a hostile Russian aircraft and was shot down by a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile as it flew over the greater Kyiv area early this morning.
It has long been suspected that Santa Claus frequently makes test flights over this region in the days leading up to Christmas, but there have been reports of Ukrainian military personnel being overly eager to try out their new missiles provided by the United States. more
Yes Virginia, there WAS a Santa Claus…
Mistakenly, Over Poland.
Fake news. Santa was seeing taking off from Washington yesterday with $50 billion present to Ukraine.
We ALL love our brother Vlad Putin, so it never could of been one of his.