Man Who Spent Thousands of Dollars to Turn Himself Into ‘Giant Dog’ Has Big Realization – IOTW Report

Man Who Spent Thousands of Dollars to Turn Himself Into ‘Giant Dog’ Has Big Realization

โ€œI rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird.”

IJR: Meet Toco, the Japanese man who tried to turn himself into a giant dog.

In May, the Deccan Herald brought us the story of the Twitter user who loved dogs so much that he spent over $15,000 on a giant collie costume.

According to the Mirror, he said that he chose the collie because it is his favorite dog breed, and it took the Japanese company Zeppet 40 days to create the ultra-realistic costume for him. MORE

SNIP: Ridiculous little man.
The 15K could have gone to an animal shelter.

25 Comments on Man Who Spent Thousands of Dollars to Turn Himself Into ‘Giant Dog’ Has Big Realization

  1. His $15,000… at least he didn’t have himself mutilated…..
    FJB

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  2. Curious

    Do those botoxxed bleach blonds and other colours have collagen lip injections or is it a ‘medical condition’?

    Sorry for the spellings.

    Oh, also
    Why is that fox news anchor kilmeade sitting so funny on that couch? Looks like he was getting ‘hammered’ last night and got interrupted suddenly and can’t sit still this morning.

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  3. I find it hilarious that the same assholes who would insist that a man can be a woman (or vice versa) just because they say so would lose their shit if we insisted that they had to believe that this guy was also a dog — again, just because he said so.

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  4. So does he go to the Vet when he needs a checkup? Is he afraid of vacuum cleaners? Has he been neutered? If not he should be. Bet he drinks out of the toilet too.

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  5. He would probably have mutilated himself if he didn’t think he was weird. However, $15K is only chumpchange for the WEF crowd…

    I agree with MJA – should have put the money in animal shelters or controlling stray populations.

  6. I’ve had a regular rough male collie like Lassie when my kids were little named Buddy and now have a 7-month-old blonde colored male border collie named Kirby. I love my collies but never in my wildest dreams would I want to become a collie or golden retriever or any other dog for that matter. Dogs are dogs and people are people and never the twain shall mix except to be faithful companions and best friends for life.

  7. โ€œI rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird.โ€

    RARELY?

    How โ€œrarelyโ€ can anyone talk about their freaky furry fetish before it becomes international news?

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