The Left is not happy until everyone is as unhappy as they are.
American Thinker:
By Monica Showalter
It wasn’t enough that the greenie left came for our light bulbs, our flush toilets, our guns, our plastic straws, our gas stoves, or our hamburgers.
Now they’re coming for our coffee.
According to the New York Post:
Canadian researchers analyzed coffee’s “contribution to climate change” in a piece published in early January and suggested people moderate their consumption of the popular drink as a part of the solution.
Researchers Luciano Rodrigues Viana, Charles Marty, Jean-François Boucher and Pierre-Luc Dessureault wrote in an analysis published in The Conversation that pollution from preparing coffee was “just the tip of the iceberg.” more
But coffee houses are notoriously liberal havens…how will this be received by the business owners. Starbucks?!
I’ll give you my coffee when you pry my mug from my cold, dead hands!
More nonsense out of Canada.
WTF is wrong with those people?
Coffee cannot affect the Sun – PERIOD.
And if those “researchers” (read: propagandists) were honest, they’d admit that ALL climate is a result of the vagaries of the Sun.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
See… you can justify ANYTHING under the smoke screen of !”Climate Change”!
“Fill it to the rim, with Limbs.”
Limbs, the first coffee to be made with the finest insect parts. Blah, blah, good for you, blah, blah, climate control, blah, blah, she/her, he/him..etc.
– General Foods
Maple syrup causes climate change. Cut them trees down.
erb
JANUARY 23, 2023 AT 8:38 AM
“But coffee houses are notoriously liberal havens…how will this be received by the business owners. Starbucks?!”
“Like Saturn, the Revolution devours its children.
-Jacques Mallet du Pan
I will cut your eyeballs out and make you a necklace from them if you touch my coffee…
Can’t have people enjoying their coffee. Who wants to bet they come after the Canadian’s BEER next ??
We aren’t very receptive of totalitarians and it’s much worse before morning coffee.
Weren’t some of Canada’s earliest settlers known for drinking from the skulls of their enemies?
@Ernest T. Bass, I laughed out loud at that comment! 😂
I feel the same way about my coffee.
To late, I just finished mine.
Imagine my day for a minuite: Any day
I drive around fixing Natural Gas Furnaces Mostly on top of Roofs for businesses. – Gov’t tells me My Gasoline Van, The Gas Furnaces, & my Skin Colour are evil.
I get home with Frozen Balls & Wound up like a Clock and try to have 1 drink before I go upstairs to interact with my nice and normal family. – Gov’t says even 1 drink is Bad Bad Bad!
I Go to sleep after watching a bit of sports/TV etc & invoicing service calls. – Gov’t paid commercials interrupt constantly often with Fidel’s SOB’s son’s face/voice. – He Tells me I think Incorrectly & I’m Bad, Bad Bad.
Wake up next morning & watch the Weather Channel just to see how Cold I’m going to be that day as I have MY FUCKING COFFEE just to start MY engine (made at home to avoid the FREAKS) – Coffee Bad Bad Bad.
First service Call: A Star-Fucks with NO HEAT Staffed full of unskilled Youth with MEANINGLESS Tattoos, Plate Washers & Ball Bearings stuck into their bodies somehow.
Sorry for all the Stupidity coming out of Canuckistan, but it is now our Primary Export.
Kcir – They’re still the zoo animals and we are the observers, but for how long is anybody’s guess!!
Juan Valdez hardest hit.
Kcir – Watching in Kanuckistan, come here before they build a wall to keep you in so they can “euthanize” you.
We may not be far behind, but at least we still have our guns.
I’m so glad I’m older, though sadly a cancer magnet (no vax/pure blood). Buy the time the left finally achieves their utopia all over the country, I’ll be long gone. I do feel bad for my descendants though.
When I’m tired and thinking cold
I hide in my coffee, forget the day
And dream of a world I used to know
I closed my eyes and it slipped away
It slipped away
– with apologies to Tom Scholz
There’s nothing we can do because of climate change,
we can’t:
go anywhere,
wear anything,
eat anything (other than bugs, how that reduces climate change is anyone’s guess),
drink anything,
burn anything,
keep warm,
keep cool,
live in a house,
work in an office,
see anything with light bulbs,
and even when we’re dead,
can’t be cremated,
can’t be buried (unless in some decomposition box),
It just doesn’t end with these asshats.
The canucks have already invaded us down here in Arizona!!! Go to the grocery store and look at the licence plates and you’d swear you were in Canada!
Listen not to the council of fools.
reach for my coffee and draw back a bloody stump
The Canadians rape coffee by putting TWO creamers and TWO sugars!
Black coffee matters!
And a double double is a super cheeseburger from In-N-Out.
I’m worried about my grand kids, AnonTrooper.
Here’s a thought. When we go, can we take a couple of Lefty shitbags with us?
Take my coffee? FOAD
Nuts and twigs!