Oregon Live: As the Day of Disappointed Partners (Valentine’s Day) draws near, the brands are sending out all the “studies” they can, in hopes that someone sees a headline and thinks, “Sure, that’s a thing a person could write about.”
This year, it’s a tie between Oregon is the least romantic state in America from Bookies.com and Portland is the fifth-best city for Valentine’s Day from WalletHub.
Portland is, you may be aware, the largest city in our state by a long shot, and half of the state’s entire population lives in the greater Portland area. So, how could these two things be true at the same time?
Let’s go to the data, also known as “data.”
Bookies.com, a sports betting resource website, used Google Trends to compile their list. They looked back at the years 2017 to 2022, looking at the number of times in the 30 days leading up to Valentine’s Day each year, people in each state googled “Valentine’s Day.”
Oregon, on average, was dead last. Why? MORE
What, you don’t find women (half of which were once dudes) with bones in their noses, purple hair, hairy pits, and a demeanor caustic enough to peel paint sexy?
Fortunately, they are not breeding.
and she mentioned being vaccinated! hahahahaha. what a clown show.
@RT: A couple is in bed.
Woman (assumed from her looks): “Don’t worry John, a tiny penis isn’t such a big deal”.
Male (Assumed from his looks): “Actually, I kind of wish you didn’t have one at all”.
Peoplw run to the left because they are crooks, pedophiles, or they are otherwise miserable and want to take down eveything with them.
87% of all statistics are made up.
The three stages of a lie…A LIE, A DAMN LIE, AND STATISTICS!
Portland isn’t romantic huh? So a city full of pierced and poked crazies, crooks, hobos, homos, lesbians, perverts, commies, thieves, trannies, atheists, fugitives, druggies, winos, pedophiles, gimmy-gimmys, dindus, lofos, and other democrats can’t find love?
5 out of 4 statistics are bullshit.