The discovery happened in Wyoming County, where investigators responded to a report of an ‘extremely lifelike’ object in the water.
From FEBRUARY 14, 2023
Police were called to investigate what passersby had thought was a person’s foot protruding from the water of a creek in northern Pennsylvania but turned out to be a part of a silicone sex doll, authorities said.
Tunkhannock Township police responded to the small waterway along State Route 307 in Overfield Township — about 150 miles north of Philadelphia, in Wyoming County — for a report of possible human remains inside a bag in the water. The creek is nearby Lake Winola, a popular vacation destination with year-round fishing.
A father and child had been retrieving a ball from the creek when they spotted what looked like a human foot sticking out from the black plastic bag, police said.
Fearing the worst, officers who arrived at the scene called in the county coroner and then escalated the investigation further.
“The item was extremely lifelike and the decision was made to call in the Pennsylvania State Police to document the bag and then open it,” Tunkhannock police wrote on Facebook, noting that the doll weighed about 50 pounds. “After all the necessary steps were taken, it was determined that the item was (not a) human.” more. h/t SNS
She probably wouldn’t stop nagging someone…
See,
No matter how Hot they are, there is still someone tired of #@%&ing them.
“After all the necessary steps were taken, it was determined that the item was (not a) human.”…..The Fetterman rule will still allow it to vote on Senate legislation….
Another one of xiden’s 81 million voters?
She said she’d never leave me …
How does a police officer know what a “French pedicure” looks like? 🤔 please tell me it was a female officer. I don’t even know what that is but it sounds fancy. Geesh.
May be the wrong dummy committed suicide. Did that doll resemble Ghislaine Maxwell?
…I am just baffled by this trend with not only urntrained people, but LEO and EMS apparently having lost the ability to discern the difference between human and plastic, let ALONE the appalling response to it if they GENUINELY thought it was human.
…and they even make the mistake the other way. Here’s an unfortunate actual human being that was taken for a doll and THROWN IN A DUMPSTER by people who should KNOW better.
ht tps://iotwreport.com/canadian-authorities-toss-womans-burnt-body-in-dumpster/
…This is not as bad as THAT, I suppose, but still, you see this apparently believably human foot (complete with French manicure!) sticking out of a bag and you all just STAND AROUND so you don’t “disturb a crime scene”?
…howza ’bout, I don’t know, OPENING THE BAG AND SEEING IF THERE’S A DYING WOMAN IN THERE?!?!?
I mean REALLY, you just roll up, see a foot sticking out of a bag, and ASSUME its both human AND beyond help?
Wow.
Just…take a look. Take a picture first if you’re REALLY worried more about forensics than possibly saving a life, but take a LOOK to SEE.
…geeze, glad it WASN’T a real woman. If she wasn’t dead when you GOT there, she’d sure as hell be when you LEFT.
…but my favorite part is this…
“Authorities did not say whether they are working to identify the person responsible for dumping the doll in the creek.”
Wow again.
Glad you guys are all in on finding people dumping their sex dolls and you’ve got ACTUAL crime under control enough to chase lonely pervs around instead. I’m sure folks are going to be real happy when you start knocking on doors and asking them if they misplaced any masturbatory tools lately. Maybe Bank of America will help you out with warrantless purchase metadata like they did for January 6th, so we can stop an epidemic of sex toy abandonment./s
Seriously.
…here, do this next time.
1) Look in the bag to see if it is an ACTUAL person that needs help.
2) Once you’re sure it’s NOT, take pictures for a trespassing or illegal dumping investigation which takes one cop max.
3) Call Sanitation to dispose of the polyester Polly.
There.
Done.
Hope you guys are really embarrassed about this.
Because you damn well should be.
I wonder if anybody has ever been convicted of littering based on, um, “body fluid” DNA evidence?
Probably somebody’s college art project. There are probably hidden cameras all over the place to catch the reactions of the unsuspecting for an utterly unwatchable and stupid documentary.
Was it a coincidence that this realistic sex dummy was found on Valentines Day?
She flew there …?
…I guess they DO have to pursue the investigation though, as least enough to find out if the doll was consenting or not…
ht tps://iotwreport.com/more-from-the-defective-liberal-brain-you-should-get-consent-from-a-sex-robot-otherwise-its-rape/
Pump & Dump
…bet no one would dis a MALE one like that…
ht tps://media.tenor.com/ClrvbwKj5iIAAAAC/boner-robot.gif
What does a realistic sex doll and a transgender have in common? They are both fake.
(this will take some of you back a few years)
“I’m sittin’ here on the Group W bench ’cause I was arrested for litterin'”
Alice’s Restaurant, I remember it well.
Just anutter one of many girlfriends, love em & leave em their all the same. They all claim I have mommy issues, thats complete nonsense.
SNS MARCH 9, 2023 AT 4:47 PM
“Hope you guys are really embarrassed about this.”
Look at the bright side. Provided a thread topic and usual “Far Side” humor to go along with it!
Talk about sloppy seconds.
SNS , How is your Other half ? Am hoping that she’s healing and looking forward to Spring and it’s making all things new . Asking for help in sweet Jesus’name, Amen. Pax et Bonum!