BPR:
Updates on Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman’s (D) condition have been scarce and, nearly one month after checking himself into the hospital, he may yet have weeks to go.
Already faced with the uphill battle of recovering from a stroke in May 2022, the senator faced another health scare in February when he spent two days admitted to the hospital after experiencing lightheadedness. Shortly thereafter on Feb. 16, questions arose when the freshman lawmaker checked himself into Walter Reed National Military Medical Center to be treated for clinical depression.
A couple of days shy of the four-week mark, CNN’s chief congressional correspondent Manu Raju reported on Fetterman’s condition, offering details about the lengthy stay that the senator’s own chief of staff could have easily provided had he not turned his focus toward managing the PR of his boss’s wife, Gisele Fetterman.
“John Fetterman is making progress in his recovery from clinical depression and could leave Walter Reed within next two weeks,” Raju posted to Twitter. “The senator’s physician recently informed him that he will be ‘as good or better than his best days post-stroke.” MORE
In a hearse, most likely.
Yes, he COULD leave in two weeks. Then again, he might not. This is ridiculous. Does the 25th amendment apply to senators?
Our ‘government’ has been a joke since 2016 – only Trump was the exception.
And Fettermen is the punchline…
Imagine the media uproar if a Conservative Senator tried to pull this crap.
FDominian FJB
Translation – clone is near completion.
Stroke, stroke, stroke your boat, merrily, merrily, merrily down the River Styx Fetterman goes. And to both Fetterman and Tom Brady don’t ever marry a chick named Giselle ever again, you’ll be sorry. Fetterman’s old lady looks like Morticia Adams, yikes.
All of congress could leave Washington DC within next two weeks. Best thing that could happen to this country.
So does fetterman….
have to “pass” some kind of….
psycho test to leave the mental hospital….????
I’m sure his WIFE is just thrilled to have him back.
Ed357,
Yes. He passed & scored 100% on his Psycho Exam.
Completely outscored even Pelosi.
^^^^^[giggle]
Distinguishing reality from fantasy has always been a tough nut for those folks.
“two more weeks”
heard that before, haven’t we?
his medications will likely say ‘do not operate machinery…’
and he’ll be ‘operating’ our governance
See if Uncle Festerman can still light up a ten watt light bulb in his mouth!
They will drag this out until October at which point it will be announced that he took an unexpected turn for the worst and dies at which point Forrest Lawn gets to elect a replacements.
They look like Lurch and Natashia. Do the offspring look like Wednesday and Pugsley?
Let’s exhume the corpse of Sen Lautenberg, NJ.
He was always willing and able to do step in for a fellow traitorous demonrat.
Yup, 2 weeks to flatten the curve? Really?
Seriously though,
I re-watched some of his debate with Oprah’s Mingy Doctor.
Sober it is disturbing, But with a few drinks we could not stop laughing.
South Park ref.
when they do finally ‘release; him, he’;ll probably be on intensive weekend therapies
like our pretendadent
After the surgeons cut off “The Lump”, it will breath a sigh of relief and tell the doctors: “Finally, I’m rid of that parasite”.
We aint’ seen nuthin’ yet. After Fetterman loses his lump, he’ll be even more of a fumbling, mumbling nincompoop.
Yeah, I’ve got a mean streak, but it’s reserved for left-wing Dildo Heads like Fetterman.
I heard he climbed to the top of Walter Reed Hospital and started screaming, “SANCUARY, SANCUARY!”