JTN: The discovery of cocaine at the White House prompted an evacuation of the premises over the weekend and led to conservative quips that first son Hunter Biden may have been responsible.
A preliminary field test found the substance to be cocaine, according to the Washington Post.
The discovery came soon after first son Hunter Biden’s visit to the White House on Friday after which he and his father left for Camp David, Newsmax reported.
It remains unknown to whom the substance belonged or how it arrived at the premises, though numerous conservatives quipped that it may have belonged to first son Hunter Biden.
Newsmax host Robb Schmitt jested that “it wouldn’t be a thumpin’ July 4th weekend without Hunter Biden ripping lines off of a bust of Teddy Roosevelt.” MORE
I don’t care who your daddy is,
when you drop a bag of cocaine; you know it
In all seriousness I think it could be anyone in the current administration. There’s cameras everywhere so somebody likely already knows.
Remember when the Trumps needed MONTHS to defunkify the oBozo White Hut until it was safe for human habitation ?!
No imagine that task after the Shitpants Potatohead family is finally evicted !!
Especially the room evil lil Hunter got to defile.
Alas, it should have been a family-sized dose of Anthrax
The cleaning lady, the janitor? Will any of you believe what they tell us? More than likely whoever takes the fall will be framed to provide cover.
Did they also find an unlawfully obtained hangun?
Cocaine is God’s way of saying to Joe Blow and Hunter that they’re stealing too much money.
Let’s pretend that the White House isn’t chock full of HD security cameras which have recorded exactly who left the coke behind.
Found in an area tour groups have access to. Most likely planted by , take a wild guess, a disgruntled cult member. Video surveillance will hopefully catch the criminal deviant.
“…when you drop a bag of cocaine; you know it…”
banjobill, one would think so, but one would also think that when you drop off a laptop for repairs, you’d also know it.
On White House grounds, with a straw… no wait, in the library with a mirror—-or in the bathroom with a razor blaze. I just love playing White House Clue, even if we already know whodunnit.
Hey, that’s mine! Pence was supposed to bring it back. Please have it sent next week with Senator Graham.
“Snow Biden”
OH Hello, Hunter and the Whitehouse staff should take Drug Tests.
Oh wait; the FBI will conduct a thorough investigation, there will be no conclusion drawn until whistle blowers come forward in 6 Years.
@Thirdtwin
LOL! Yer killin’me wid dat one! CLUE!
I think all the family is using, and the pretend doctor, Dr Jill, is writing the pretend prescriptions
Cocaine in the White House-huge news story!!
Traitors in the White House-not a big deal…
Don’t look at me!
No trace of Parmesan cheese was found.
The simplest explanation, that it is Hunter’s, is know as Occam’s razorblade…
Sure he did, the Bidens were out of town when it was found. The simplest explanation was a far righter left that while on a fake White House tour.
It probably was Hunter, but in this WH, it could have been anyone.
Just another case of plausible deniability
White House brand crack. Highest grade courtesy of the Mexican/South American cartels. Releasing the news the Xiden Administration has cocaine sounds more like an ad for crack sale endorsement.
Hunter’s been a walking cry for help for years. I’m surprised old Joe or maybe ‘doctor’ Jill hasn’t had him knocked off yet.
I read that tour groups do not have access to the library. They can only look into it from a roped off pathway. The most likely culprit is Hunter, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were giving it to The Big Guy as well. Anyone here know what effect cocaine would have on a dementia patient?
RELAX!
Doctors are allowed to prescribe Medical Grade Cocaine under some circumstances & conduct research, and there is definitely a “Doctor” in the House
@Anonymous: 1) If you had read the post you will see that Hunter was at the White House before leaving for Camp David.
2) You sound like those leftist loons who are saying it belonged to Donald Trump Jr. As if all the personnel and cleaning people over the past two years just missed it lying there.
No wonder those shepards were so bitey all the time…
Security cameras?! Hahaha! LOL! With all the criminal activities going on during Traitor Joe’s occupancy no one should expect security cameras in the White House not to be compromised by spyware, unedited or even operating.
Security cameras?
Same brand as those overseeing epstein’s cell…
@river_life you sound just like a righty-tighty nutcase who fell off their meds, found in an area tour groups have access to. Shit was left there on purpose by one of your brotherhood.
It’s hard to imagine there is no DNA on the package.
Yeah, if I was on a tour of the White House, I would stop and lay out a few lines on the library table – said nobody, ever.
I will guarantee that after any PUBLIC tour that a complete and thorough sweep is done on any area and directly adjacent area of the White House before any further tour would take place. This wasn’t left by a tourist.
Yeah I agree. It wasn’t any ole tourist, noooooo. It was an official card carrying cocaine snorting MAGAt tourist.
DNA from a hair on a gnat’s ass can identify the gnat in question. But “It remains unknown to whom the substance belonged”
Sure!