15 Comments on Washington D.C. to text dangerous drivers in attempt to curb spike in traffic accident deaths

  1. About 12 or so years ago I was carpooling with a coworker and I realized we were next to a young woman I worked with driving in her car in the adjacent lane. I saw she was texting while driving. Since I was the passenger and I had her number in my phone I decided to text he a message like “I see you texting and driving. Do you know that’s illegal?”. The look on her face was priceless!

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  2. Why not just fly a drone to the moving car and have it plaster double sticky sided warning bumper stickers all over the windshield?

    Semi-related classification question: Are you a traffic accident death if somebody deliberately hits you?

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  3. While you’re at it, make emergency vehicle and freeway construction lights so fucking bright they blind you within 100 yards of approach.
    Oh, wait, you already do that-never mind.

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