A sea otter in Santa Cruz, California was captured on video stealing surfboards from locals once again on Monday.
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That sea otter otter have not stolen that surfboard.
Rode my mini bike to the store to buy eggs this morning. Half a mile ride, half way the bag rips, eggs all over the road and the crows come in and start stealing them. As I am rounding up what is left of my unbroken eggs and shooing away the birds I noticed a mother and her kids in their stopped car laughing at me with their phones out. I may be on tic toc ot you tube. Birds! I will get my revenge!
Wow, a surfing Otter. I wonder if he’s giving out Ottergraphs.
Huron – honestly, that is one of my worries when I’m out in public. That I become a viral video and next thing you know friends are texting me telling me I’m a moron…lol
There otter be a law against that.
If he gets good enough, possibly he’ll be in the Otter-lympics.
@Huron, we are all searching for the video! 😂
These are people will give up their shopping cart of paid for groceries in the parking lot.
I’d backhand the shit out of that Otter before it claimed my board.
Heh.
Even an otter wants to “hang ten”.
I’ve run into a few on Lake Shasta. They’re not small like you see on National Geographic. They’re about the same size as a Lab. And they can get meaner the hell. There’s always stories about people swimming in Shasta getting terrorized by them.
“Just give me back my surfboard Lance – you know how hard it is to find a board you like”
Teeth like a dog. Rip Yo Azz up…..
My latest board cost 1750. I would crush that otters skull on my tummy with a rock.
Do the waves in Pahrump ever curl?
Charley DeSantis don’t surf…..
^^^ Or cut up onions.
Yes. I’m completely immobile. Know nothing about the interstate highway system and I spend all day air whittling and takin’ pot shots at cactus.
Boards are one of a kind. Fuggin’ ocean is full of otters who all look alike. They won’t be missed.
Cacti. Wheel gun? I’ve always thought you to be a wheel gun kinda guy.
Whatever I can steal.
These lil’ 380s are fun.
Sides, I don’t care what gender a catus identifies as. I’ma shoot it.
Sea otters must be the 13% in the ocean.
“Whatever I can steal.”
LOL, who else here thinks Burr’s actually the CEO of a fortune 500 company and just drops by here with us peasants to get normal?
People think about me?