Federalist: Of all the terrible things about Nikki Haley — her enthusiasm for more foreign war funding, her deference to corporate cultural assault — the cringe-worthy attempts to hype her status as a woman (A mom! A wife!) and Indian (“I’m a minority first!,” “I’m as diverse as it gets!”) are the least offensive. But it’s still really, really bad.
Well, she’s not quite the traitor, extortionist, theif and murderer Hillary Clinton is. But she is a swamp rino.
I wouldn’t touch your koozie because I have standards.
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Imahoe is an American Indian tribe
Selling her coochie?
Can anyone explain WTF the allure of this See You Next Tuesday ever ways in the first place? She’s never impressed me in the least as anything other than common.
She’s trying for a spot in the next administration
Nikky found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nikki that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
Nikki went to the pharmacy and bought some “Nair” hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
Nikki said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.”
Nikki replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The pharmacist responded, “Well I hope you don’t plan on riding your bicycle for about a week.”
Haley is a swamp opportunist. That’s all she is. De Santis is at least a great governor, but lost his way thinking the swamp GOP could elevate him to Trump status against Trump himself. Ron, Ron, Ron…
DeSantis/Haley!
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Wouldn’t it be exciting if Haley and Pence were caught in an Iowa sideshow tent in flagrante delicto ?!?
Maybe in a threesome with Pierre Delicto !
Nikki removed the stars and bars and that is all it took to allow the communist to attack CSA memorials. That is a tragedy to people like me who know the real history of the was and reconstruction. She obviously does not have a clue. This also started the race war..