This Thread Is Only Gonna Break His Heart

29 Comments on This Thread Is Only Gonna Break His Heart

1. Was that a preview of Elderly Drunk Joe Dirt 2?

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2. The dood needs to put up some chicken wire to shield him from the virtual beer bottles and ash trays being thrown at him!

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3. I got to the .45 mark. It’s 5:00 am too early for me to get drunk and sing along with him. Made me laugh for 45 seconds. 🙂

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4. A High School rock band in the 1970’s is looking for it’s lead vocalist to peform at their 54th class reunion.

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5. Gawd.

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6. Johnny Fever’s belt buckle is about to tip him over.

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7. I hope he has a day job…..

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8. When he sobers up, show him the video… he might never drink again.

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9. Poor man! Today I am 67 so I know how it feels.

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10. He’s still got his hair—assuming that’s not a wig—and no beer gut—assuming he’s not a chain smoker—so he’s got that going for him. But something about him screams “gay”. And Chris Isaac ain’t helping.

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11. he looked like a resurrected david bowie til he sang

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12. Looks like John Hurt wearing a wig.
    He’s so serious. He must have intended that for someone specific.

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13. someone needs to check his basement to make sure he isn’t holding a lotioned up fat chick hostage in a well

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14. I can guarantee you that this guy used to be a regular at his local karaoke bar. You know, when karaoke was still a thing. He had a list of songs that he considered his “set” and would get pissy if someone else sang “his” songs.

    Source: Used to work in a karaoke bar. This guy can be found in a any karaoke bar, anywhere, at any time.

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15. Tony R Wednesday, 6 December 2023, 8:44 at 8:44 am

    When he sobers up, show him the video… he might never drink again.
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    All the while he’s driving others to drink! I’m cracking up at all the comments! 🙂

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16. Can he sing “Far Far Away”?

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17. Still better than most of that rap shit.

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18. I’ll bet Chris Isaak just threw up in his mouth!

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19. Just Axing
    WEDNESDAY, 6 DECEMBER 2023, 10:03 AT 10:03 AM
    “Can he sing “Far Far Away”?”

    …perhaps he can sing “After You’ve Gone”.

    https://youtu.be/4rDVb8q8KWw?si=n7XzzirqoJgqOt14

    …I have a biker friend who looks kinda like that.

    Sans the belt buckle tho, and I don’t think his replacement hips will allow all those moves.

    Sounds kinda like him too, God love him…

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20. JM – Happy birthday to you!

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21. I can really appreciate the original recording after that.

    Someone let him know about out the young lady looking for a sperm donor. Dedication like that should be passed on to future generations.

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22. Thank you Geni! 😊

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23. I think he thinks he’s cool. Hey, it takes some kind of courage to put yourself out there like that.

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24. wait! what sort of dead critter is that on top of his head?

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25. looks like the Love Child of Lyle Lovette & Dr. Johnnie Fever

    …. & it may not break his heart, but he may break a hip

    naaaaaaah, God loves little kids & old drunks

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26. JM
    Happy birthday. I’m 67. Physically I feel like I’m 37. Mentally I act like I’m 17. But, I am 67. It’s a train wreck waiting to happen. LOL

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27. Thank you Brad! 😊

28. Where has he been? Has this man never listened to Madonna or Cher?? All the dude needs is an autotune and he would be a national sensation.

29. An act like that is a desperate attempt to get off the fast train to Old Cootville.

    Good luck with that, mister.