I click on the Rumble link and get a video 67 seconds shy of THREE HOURS LONG and it starts at 0.
No. Sorry, @MJA. But no.
10
Q: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOLF BALL AND A G-SPOT??
A: A MAN WILL SPEND HRS LOOKING FOR A GOLF BALL
8
I skipped around and they seem ok, its just time consuming
3
WTF
DANG, ¡BENITO THE BOMBED BEANER!….Where do you keep your golf balls and your 1 iron?…..
4
want a bad joke? ……………… Joe Biden is pResident
want another one? …………….. the Biden Crime Family Syndicate™️ is totally legit
want another one? …………….. the USA is a ‘democracy’
want another one? …………….. they’re ‘migrants’
want another one? …………….. the genocidal maniacs of Hamas are victims of genocide
want another one? …………….. federal ‘judges’ & ‘prosecutors’ are not political hacks, the FBI & CIA are not political hacks, the DC Circuit Court is not full of DemonRat political hacks … ad infinitum ….
14
Why do cows walk on hooves?
They lack toes.
7
BENITO
I can help you nail that G spot. LOL. You’ll sell your golf clubs.
3
What’s the difference between a fag and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take out the meat.
12
Why did the Arab chicken cross the road?
To get to the other Saud.
8
Why did they stop the Leper’s hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
9
Whut did the Leper say to the prostitute?
“Keep the tip!”
10
… orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
5
It is now illegal to publicly laugh too loudly in Hawaii.
.
If you laugh in public in Hawaii it has to be a low Ha
9
Don’t yell through a colander, you’ll strain your voice.
5
One of my favorite cannibal jokes, did you hear about the cannibal who passed his grandmother in the woods.
3
motorcycle rider lost entire left-hand side of his body…but he’s all right now.
5
yoko ono & some people in somalia: they all live off dead beatles/beetles
2
Did you hear that Jerry Mathers turned Muslim
He now calls himself “Jareem Abdul Bivar”
2
Went to a Kenny Loggins Christmas party 4 days ago. You know how to get to a Kenny Loggins Christmas party?
Take the highway to the Manger Zone
3
What did Don Ho’s kids say about their mother?
Mom is a Ho.
3
A guy tells his buddy that he‘s just started dating a twin.
Friend says, “Wow…that must be weird. How do you tell them apart?”
He says, “Well, Jennifer likes to wear a certain type of green nail polish….
…and Bob’s got a cock.”
3
How do I make Jill mad TWICE during sex?
I screw her in the ass and then wipe my pecker on the curtains……no joke.
1
Bono & The Edge walk into a bar…
Bartender: “U2 again?”
3
Q. What’s the difference between a Bentley and ten dead nuns
A. I don’t have a Bentley in my garage.
3
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokenoff
2
TIM
71 years ago on a vacation in Ha; went to a club to watch Don No. He called my school age girl on stage and sang a song to her! Un prompted by me; wife?
all but boy were thrilled! Boy pouted; Santa did not list!
3
MJA
Thanks for the link.
Wendy iwan unkown to me. Only one hour but I think she’s a bush bashing Ronny loving conservative. Did I just “rush to judgement
“?
0
This guy comes home from work at the pickle factory and his wife asks him how his day was.
“Horrible,” he says. “After 10 years working at the pickle factory, they fired me.”
“Why’d they fire you?” asked his wife.
“Well, me and a bunch of the guys went out to a bar during lunch and got pretty loaded. When we got back, they bet me $100 bucks that I wouldn’t stick my dick in the pickle slicer.”
“Well, did you?” asked his wife.
“For 100 bucks?” said the husband. “Of course I did.”
“Well, is your dick OK?” asked the wife.
“It’s fine.”
“Well, what happened to the pickle slicer?” asked his wife.
“They fired her too.”
I click on the Rumble link and get a video 67 seconds shy of THREE HOURS LONG and it starts at 0.
No. Sorry, @MJA. But no.
Q: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOLF BALL AND A G-SPOT??
A: A MAN WILL SPEND HRS LOOKING FOR A GOLF BALL
I skipped around and they seem ok, its just time consuming
WTF
DANG, ¡BENITO THE BOMBED BEANER!….Where do you keep your golf balls and your 1 iron?…..
want a bad joke? ……………… Joe Biden is pResident
want another one? …………….. the Biden Crime Family Syndicate™️ is totally legit
want another one? …………….. the USA is a ‘democracy’
want another one? …………….. they’re ‘migrants’
want another one? …………….. the genocidal maniacs of Hamas are victims of genocide
want another one? …………….. federal ‘judges’ & ‘prosecutors’ are not political hacks, the FBI & CIA are not political hacks, the DC Circuit Court is not full of DemonRat political hacks … ad infinitum ….
Why do cows walk on hooves?
They lack toes.
BENITO
I can help you nail that G spot. LOL. You’ll sell your golf clubs.
What’s the difference between a fag and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take out the meat.
Why did the Arab chicken cross the road?
To get to the other Saud.
Why did they stop the Leper’s hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
Whut did the Leper say to the prostitute?
“Keep the tip!”
… orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
It is now illegal to publicly laugh too loudly in Hawaii.
.
If you laugh in public in Hawaii it has to be a low Ha
Don’t yell through a colander, you’ll strain your voice.
One of my favorite cannibal jokes, did you hear about the cannibal who passed his grandmother in the woods.
motorcycle rider lost entire left-hand side of his body…but he’s all right now.
yoko ono & some people in somalia: they all live off dead beatles/beetles
Did you hear that Jerry Mathers turned Muslim
He now calls himself “Jareem Abdul Bivar”
Went to a Kenny Loggins Christmas party 4 days ago. You know how to get to a Kenny Loggins Christmas party?
Take the highway to the Manger Zone
What did Don Ho’s kids say about their mother?
Mom is a Ho.
A guy tells his buddy that he‘s just started dating a twin.
Friend says, “Wow…that must be weird. How do you tell them apart?”
He says, “Well, Jennifer likes to wear a certain type of green nail polish….
…and Bob’s got a cock.”
How do I make Jill mad TWICE during sex?
I screw her in the ass and then wipe my pecker on the curtains……no joke.
Bono & The Edge walk into a bar…
Bartender: “U2 again?”
Q. What’s the difference between a Bentley and ten dead nuns
A. I don’t have a Bentley in my garage.
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokenoff
TIM
71 years ago on a vacation in Ha; went to a club to watch Don No. He called my school age girl on stage and sang a song to her! Un prompted by me; wife?
all but boy were thrilled! Boy pouted; Santa did not list!
MJA
Thanks for the link.
Wendy iwan unkown to me. Only one hour but I think she’s a bush bashing Ronny loving conservative. Did I just “rush to judgement
“?
This guy comes home from work at the pickle factory and his wife asks him how his day was.
“Horrible,” he says. “After 10 years working at the pickle factory, they fired me.”
“Why’d they fire you?” asked his wife.
“Well, me and a bunch of the guys went out to a bar during lunch and got pretty loaded. When we got back, they bet me $100 bucks that I wouldn’t stick my dick in the pickle slicer.”
“Well, did you?” asked his wife.
“For 100 bucks?” said the husband. “Of course I did.”
“Well, is your dick OK?” asked the wife.
“It’s fine.”
“Well, what happened to the pickle slicer?” asked his wife.
“They fired her too.”
https://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Fired_from_the_pickle_factory