Native American man in superhero costume…

30 Comments on Native American man in superhero costume…

1. What do you call a gay Indian?

   A brave fucker.

   I’m here all week folks.

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2. His superpower is he can work in more than one casino at a time.

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3. Poke-a-homeless.

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4. Just watched 100 Rifles a couple days ago. Check it out.

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5. Oh deer!

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6. DEI insemination

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7. Goes by the moniker “Super Mole Ester”?

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8. A totem pole for yer hole.

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9. Ability to not contract hepatitis.

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10. Hollyweird could get Johnny Depp to play his character in a movie.

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11. There’s a buffalo joke in there somewhere.

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12. A new Disney DEI movie.

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13. Pocaholetas

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14. What did the mama buffalo say to her offspring when he was leaving the herd? Bison.

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15. Mega Wick Dipper

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16. “Is that a peace pipe or are you just happy to see me.”

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17. He’s from the government and he’s here to help.

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18. If the buffalo’s name was Chip, he could be a Buffalo Chip along with his girlfriend Meadow who would be a Meadow Muffin. All sung to a rousing chorus of buffalo gals won’t you come out tonight and dance by the light of moon.

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19. The best rousing version of Buffalo gals was sung by Arlo Guthrie on his 1992 album Son Of The Wind. It’s one of my favorites.

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20. “Ability to not contract hepatitis.”

    Heh, that was my first thoughts. The guys gotta be one big walking pandemic.

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21. How

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22. That’s Pokeatwatalot He’s on a secret mission.

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23. Him in heap big trouble pretending to be an Indian superhero. Where’s Iron Eyes Cody when you need him?

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24. As foreplay he can make firewater disappear.

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25. Who was that masked man?
    I don’t know, but that wasn’t a silver bullet he was displaying.

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26. “What do you mean US, pale face?”

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27. For some reason, this story reminded me of the scene in, “Joe Dirt,” at the honest injun fireworks stand.

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28. Pow Wow the Indian boy,
    Loved all the homeless with his wood.

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29. ^^^
    @EdwardImpow

    LINE 1: 2024 Grab Your Shit And Git

    . . . that’s as far as I got

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30. Captain Pokeherhontas

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