She was only a farmer’s daughter, but all the horse men knew her….
2
P.U.
Real groaners except the last one, it was funny af.
1
She was only the fisherman’s daughter, but…
When I showed her my rod, she reeled!
1
A pedophile, retard and dementia patient walk into a bar,
What will you have?
The pedo said I’ll have a Shirley Temple, the tard said I’ll have a Bud, the dementia patient said, I’ll have a sniff of the Ole hair of the dog.
The bartender said sorry Joe. Shirley, Bud, and Harry the dog all left the second you shuffled in but we still have a hooker named Jill in the corner…
5
She was a carpenter’s daughter – flat as a board and never been nailed.
2
Two Irish queers – Henry Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzhenry.
1
There was as young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Green blades of grass grew out of his ass
And his balls were covered in weeds
4
Two guys sitting at a bar.
One guy sees a woman at the far end.
He asks his friend “Is that Hortense”
The other takes a look at her and says “No, she’s just a little nervous”.
5
EXTRA! EXTRA!
Police toilet stolen!
Cops have nothing to go on
3
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet!
3
SHE HAS FRECKLES ON HER BUTT I LOVE HER
2
I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex…
He’s a small arms dealer.
5
Big shout out to my FINGERS!
Because, I can always count on them!
2
Ban pre-shredded cheese!
And, make America GRATE again!
5
What I thought was a 12-Step Program
turned out to be a three-story building with no elevator.
2
“Some bodies are gonna need dentists”
She was an earthy kind of woman .. so I treated her like dirt
She wasnt very attractive in the face, either … but she had the biggest tits I ever came across
When I was young and stupid, my go to pick up line was “Come on baby, light my fire.”
I didnt get laid very often, but I did become well acquainted with the extended organ solo
1
The Friday Night Room is Open, Stocked and Lamp Lit.
LYA
@Calmelennie
My pickup line was: Hey baby, wanna scratch my back?
I also got well acquainted with the extended organ solo.
Name of man who invented the bra: Otto Titslinger.
Name of man who invented the palindrome: Otto Abba.
A good palindrome: Madam I’m Adam.
1
My favorite palindrome: A man a plan a canal panama
1
Joe Biden got 81 million votes!
There was a young woman named Helen
Whose tits were each large as a melon.
But when she got liberated
Those tits her debilitated.
So she posted on Facebook to sell ’em.
1
Boris Ivan the old Russian Commissar
Shit, pissed, and spat in his Samovar.
A pervert named Lee
Stopped by for some tea
And exclaimed “Quite the best that I’ve had so far!”
2
Harold and Susie McNichol
When sexual fantasies tickle:
She imagines his dong a long-necked white swan.
He,her:ice cream – butter brickle.
Why do midgets always laugh when they run?
Cuz the grass tickles their… fancies.
Tripanophobia
A Little Green Man In My Head
Trepanning for Gold
Four Plays
TRUMP 2024
She was only a farmer’s daughter, but all the horse men knew her….
P.U.
Real groaners except the last one, it was funny af.
She was only the fisherman’s daughter, but…
When I showed her my rod, she reeled!
A pedophile, retard and dementia patient walk into a bar,
What will you have?
The pedo said I’ll have a Shirley Temple, the tard said I’ll have a Bud, the dementia patient said, I’ll have a sniff of the Ole hair of the dog.
The bartender said sorry Joe. Shirley, Bud, and Harry the dog all left the second you shuffled in but we still have a hooker named Jill in the corner…
She was a carpenter’s daughter – flat as a board and never been nailed.
Two Irish queers – Henry Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzhenry.
There was as young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Green blades of grass grew out of his ass
And his balls were covered in weeds
Two guys sitting at a bar.
One guy sees a woman at the far end.
He asks his friend “Is that Hortense”
The other takes a look at her and says “No, she’s just a little nervous”.
EXTRA! EXTRA!
Police toilet stolen!
Cops have nothing to go on
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet!
SHE HAS FRECKLES ON HER BUTT I LOVE HER
I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex…
He’s a small arms dealer.
Big shout out to my FINGERS!
Because, I can always count on them!
Ban pre-shredded cheese!
And, make America GRATE again!
What I thought was a 12-Step Program
turned out to be a three-story building with no elevator.
“Some bodies are gonna need dentists”
She was an earthy kind of woman .. so I treated her like dirt
She wasnt very attractive in the face, either … but she had the biggest tits I ever came across
When I was young and stupid, my go to pick up line was “Come on baby, light my fire.”
I didnt get laid very often, but I did become well acquainted with the extended organ solo
The Friday Night Room is Open, Stocked and Lamp Lit.
LYA
@Calmelennie
My pickup line was: Hey baby, wanna scratch my back?
I also got well acquainted with the extended organ solo.
Name of man who invented the bra: Otto Titslinger.
Name of man who invented the palindrome: Otto Abba.
A good palindrome: Madam I’m Adam.
My favorite palindrome: A man a plan a canal panama
Joe Biden got 81 million votes!
There was a young woman named Helen
Whose tits were each large as a melon.
But when she got liberated
Those tits her debilitated.
So she posted on Facebook to sell ’em.
Boris Ivan the old Russian Commissar
Shit, pissed, and spat in his Samovar.
A pervert named Lee
Stopped by for some tea
And exclaimed “Quite the best that I’ve had so far!”
Harold and Susie McNichol
When sexual fantasies tickle:
She imagines his dong a long-necked white swan.
He,her:ice cream – butter brickle.
Why do midgets always laugh when they run?
Cuz the grass tickles their… fancies.