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Bad Joke Friday!

Friday, 9 February 2024, 13:00 MJA Uncategorized 28

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  2. AND IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE THE NAKED FAT LADY WHO HAS “W” TATTOOED ON BOTH CHEEKS

    WHEN SHE DOES BENDS OVER, HER BUTT SAYS “WOW”

    AND WHEN DOES CARTWHEELS, HER BUTT SAYS ” WOM MOM WOW”

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  6. A Blonde woman is walking along the river & sees another blonde woman across the river.
    “Hey, how do I get to the other side?” She says.
    “You’re already on the other side”, the other responds.

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  9. A serviceman was heading home after his enlistment was over. He decided to take the train. As he sat in the car, Nancy entered. Before he could change cars, Stacy Abrams waddle up and squeezed into the carriage. The first word out of Abrams was open the window I can’t breathe. Nancy shouted keep the window closed I’ll freeze. They kept arguing with the porter. Finally, he turned to the serviceman and said that the Army trains you innovate. How would you handle this? The serviceman answered open the window and freeze the one, then close it and smother the other.

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  10. A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

    The nurse asked the rabbit ” What is your blood type?”

    “I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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  11. speaking of rabbits:

    A woman and her husband are driving down the highway, when all of a sudden – splat – they’ve hit something furry
    The woman pulls over, gets out and looks behind the car. A little bunny is squashed on the side of the road. The man, coming up behind him, says “Oh poor little guy.”

    “It’s OK,” says the woman, “I’ve got just the thing.” She goes back, rummages in her handbag, and comes back with a spray can. She takes off the lid and generously sprays it over the rabbit.

    It pops back up onto its feet, waves at them, and scurries a few meters into the bushes. Then it pauses, turns around and waves at them, and scampers off a bit further. It pauses, turns around and waves yet again. This continues until it’s out of sight, hopping and waving.

    “That’s amazing!” says the man, “What was that?”

    She passes him the can and he reads the label on the side – “Hair Restorer with Permanent Wave”.

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  19. How old is Dad?

    Im so old that .. when I read “1984” it was still set in the future

    I have vivid memories of seeing OJ run away on live TV .. from linebacker and safeties

    Im so old I can remember

    When teams dreaded playing the Cowboys in the playoffs

    When I looked forward to watching the Lions play on Thanksgiving

    When the Phoenix Suns at least looked respectable when they choked

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  21. Dear Santa,
    I am trying to learn skills in life and am practicing my letter writing for you now so i will know what to do wjen it comes time for Christmas again. I want to know what to get dad for christmas in advance.

    I do not know what to do. Am i supposed to watch the game and watch dad drink that blue stuff with his friends? Or am i not supposed to watch those funny looking girly guys? I am seeing what confusions looks like and want to ask you for advice in advance,

    I am also going to writye to president trump and ask for advice too and that will help me with my math classes too.
    Thank you Santa
    In Advance
    Little Mac

  26. @Claudia

    And none of their fists were as fast as lightning either…which is the speed of light, I think. That’s the speed limit of the universe.

    So, if anyone claims their fists are as fast as lightning, tell them to go eff themselves.

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