Legal Insurrection:
I recently had a chance to visit New Orleans. And while the city was fun, I missed seeing its latest attraction — rats who are buzzed after eating marijuana evidence at the city’s police headquarters.
Rats have infiltrated the New Orleans Police Department’s deteriorating headquarters, breaking into the evidence room and getting “high” on marijuana, a police official said this week.
“The rats are eating our marijuana. They’re all high,” Superintendent of the New Orleans Police Department Anne Kirkpatrick told council members Monday at a Criminal Justice Committee meeting, according to WWL Louisiana. more
“The rats are eating our marijuana.”
…is THAT the story you’re going with, Superintendent, to explain what happened to all the missing cannabis from the property room?
Rats ate it?
…ooooookayyyy…
I, too, have been to The Big Easy. Once right after Katrina.
Sometimes the rats dress in blue uniforms…
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NOPD.
Not
Our
Problem,
Dawg
Is this N.O.P.D’s version of “my dog ate my homework” BS excuse for purloined drugs….
Walked into the liquor store today because I feel off the wagon and was greeted with a big ass sign “THC infused spirits.”
I thought to myself, THC? That’s not, uh, what’s it, CBD? THC is the heavy shit, right.. Hmm. I asked the dick at the counter if I could buy it, he said yea no problem. So apparently you can get drunk and stoned at the same time without any medical cards now. Oh wait, I just remembered recreational pot is legal in IL. Fuckin hell, this shit is everywhere. No wonder no one can drive.
Well, that explains the Rat in sunglasses playing a killer harmonica with the band in a Blues Bar last weekend.
“Crazier than an Evidence Room rat” is the new expression…
“Rats who …”
Engrish orny prease ! ! !
“Rats that …”
Unless they are “democ,” rats are NOT people.
Pronouns,
Please
Did the NOPD take the rats afterwards to the nearest Taco Hell or Jack In The Box when the rats got the munchies. Or just have Uber or Instacart deliver it to the Police headquarters along with some munchies for the cops as well.
And don’t forget the donuts.
So rats have learned decarboxylation, who’d have guessed.
The Chinese will want to make Tea out of the Turds…..Ratical.
Master Splinter? Why are you wearing sunglasses in the sewer?
I can’t get then to kill ANYONE when they’re so mellow!
So Alfredo, I’ve got an idea for a new dish! It’s brownies, but mixed with this secret herb I have right here! Trust me, your customers will LOVE it!
Willard, you would have had your wish if the rats had got into the NOPD’s amphetamine and meth stash.
One of my law enforcement gigs was a little over a year at a sheriff’s evidence facility. The building was antiquated and way too small, so semi trailers were brought in. The one that was full of marijuana was indeed invaded by rats that ate a good deal of it.
I got that job because some of the previous staff went bye-bye after one 2-legged rat was also pilfering drug evidence. Ironically, he sold the dope to finance his side gig as an amateur stock car racer.
If you go to NO and have dinner at one of the city’s fine restaurants, do not order the Ratatouille.
They make it different in NO.
Speedy Gonzalez never got into pot – too many siestas. He’s much happier on crank.
So, they must have given Slowpoke Rodriquez downers to make him the slowest mouse in all of Mexico.
Years ago there was a guy at work, a total slob. His car (an old Chevette) was full of fast food wrappers and other garbage. He didn’t care until mice ate his weed which he stashed under the front seat. Then he finally cleaned his car.
Yah… sure… the ‘mice’ ate it. You betcha.
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