Was he playing baseball? https://youtu.be/VYqGdSGvLfY?si=QeNXPQB2mTlFHyb3 Imagine the ground shaking as he tried to run to first base. 3
Go with stomach stapling and lay off the jumping jacks Chris. You’re scaring the hell out of people. 1
Stop Bragging Lard Ass, Everybody Farts.
He fell down.
https://makeagif.com/gif/chris-christie-falling-off-chair-NrxP70
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Was he playing baseball?
https://youtu.be/VYqGdSGvLfY?si=QeNXPQB2mTlFHyb3
Imagine the ground shaking as he tried to run to first base.
If he goes boing, I ain’t going!
New Joisey? One of the few states I’ve never visited and don’t plan to.
Go with stomach stapling and lay off the jumping jacks Chris.
You’re scaring the hell out of people.
Not enough Ozempic in the world to take care of that.
Makin’ the rubble bounce.
Wait, you mean the earthquake wasn’t Christie falling? Oops, my bad.
Guinness needs an entry for hyperkinetic borborygmus.