Blaze: That didn’t take long. Over the weekend, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-La.) told a room of wealthy Republican donors he was going to rein the rebels in, booting them from their committees, Punchbowl reports, “if they oppose party-line procedural votes.”
It took the speaker just six months to fully develop the political views of a 2012 Republican, from backing unwinnable foreign wars and border surrenders to warrantless spying and the whole anti-Semitism debacle. It took him just a few weeks longer to start thinking he’s got the power of a 2012 Republican leader to boot. But does John Boehner with a Bible have any bite behind that bark? The answer is almost certainly no. more
Amazing how being made third in line for the WH can “inflate” a timid man into a raging mouse beholden to the money and power that commission provides.
Coming up today on Mutual of Obidenville, Mike Johnson takes us down to the Capital Building to see the Wild Bonobo Chimpanzees of Congress where he participates in the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge game by dodging the nasty gas bubbling up from the Pelosi tar pits! Then, while attempting to catch a dangerous Squad of Howler monkeys, he runs into the famous double-fisting, trans-sexual squatting sailor. Next he heroically keeps the Island of Guam from capsizing, but not before having to spar with the John Boehner impersonator at the Capital Blow-Chunka Indian Commissary and Casino.
Then next Sunday on Mutual of Obidenville, Jackass Joe takes us down to see a Green installation of zero-gravity porta-potties (so you can go where no man has gone before) and tells us “If you like your Shitter, you can keep your Shitter, no joke man!”… then shits his pants.
thank heaven for little boys
Harry, you should be SEVERELY admonished for that diatribe!
GREAT JOB!
He has to get re-elected first before vying for the Speaker job again. The people of Louisiana would do better by electing “Joe The Plumber” to Congress rather than letting this ASSHOLE serve another term.
I can picture “the famous double-fisting, trans-sexual squatting sailor” goes inside “the Capital Blow-Chunka Indian Commissary and Casino” with Mikey and helps him blow huge chunks of crap all over the stinky, woke premises, while yelling “We’re gonna clean it up! We’re gonna clean it up!.” And Trump is watching from the parking lot and saying “You’re god-damned right you are!”
Anyone else feel they are not fully represented?? Maybe its time for American’s to vote on budget items in person with finger prints and photo ID and a blood sample. Zero mail in votes and a receipt for how we vote. And anyone working for/or paid by the government can’t vote on it. Well, maybe not, the crooks out number the honest folks and I’m sure they’ll find a work around. When does Civil War 2.0 start or has it???
Johnson certainly turned out to be a cowardly little chickenshit.
Or maybe he already knows the outcome and isn’t worried.
Speaker Johnson follows the list of ineffective, RINO, traitorous Republican Speakers.
Similar to these small rodents, Boehner, Ryan and McCarthy approve the actions of the Louisiana Lemming.
The lemmings in the house (RINOs) will continue to support Democrat Policies and Legislation led by the rodent from Louisiana.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
American taxpayers are NOT a priority. Crime, Inflation, Illegal Immigration, Socialist running the Universities, Corruption and enormous Federal Debt have all increased and have been ignored by Johnson and the RINOs.
Get ready for round 2.
Biden: “We have put together the most extensive and inclusive VOTER FRAUD organization in the history of American politics”
https://youtu.be/WGRnhBmHYN0
Johnson is uniparty, and I don’t support uniparty.
Stupid fuckers will re-elect him as Speaker. Just you watch.
The party of stupid strikes again.
Mr. Johnson says he is a Christian. Yet, he supported the anti-Semitism law they just passed. This law states that saying that the Jews killed Jesus is antisemitic.
Do you know what that means? Quoting FROM THE BIBLE, 1 Thessalonians 2:14-15, is now ILLEGAL.
How “Christian” is that?
The GOP is OUR party, not this hack Johnson’s. MTG has it right. I guess Trump is just biding time, and if he wins the presidency, he’ll twist Johnson’s arm into a pretzel.
^ I pray to God you are right.
Hey, I’ve got a great idea. Next time we get that across-the-board republican majority lets repeal Obamacare.
… and some folks wonder why I post the stuff I post regarding the Republican establishment. I’ve been posting it for two decades and I mean every word of to be taken literally. They are worse than the Democrats. Fucking traitorous bastards. Every goddamned one of the sonsabitches
Next January is still a ways off. First is an election. 2nd is Dems could take over the House. Hakeem Jeffries would take that position then. Four years Americans have watched as the GOP House has crumbled, acting like spoiled children who have no manners & don’t know how to share their toys. They have no business in controlling the House than any other spoiled rotten child.
I can never figure out if these RINOS are democrat moles, or if they are being blackmailed, or they are just stupid. In Johnson’s case, I think he is just stupid.
In January, he’ll need to run for speaker again WHICH HE’LL DO AS A DEMOCRAT SINCE THEY WILL HAVE STOLEN THE HOUSE BACK
Flipping Democrat just exposes the people who romanced you into helping them as liars, Mike. They throw Republican traitors away as soon as they are done using them.
Ask me how I know.
Ask me
Don’t get down on LA because the finest House rep, Clay Higgins, hails from there. If this man was Speaker, goodness, we’d see fur flying.
MMinWA
I follow every damn thing Clay Higgins says or types. A true patriot. I’m not alone here.
Here’s a thought for today:
Fuck Mike Johnson.