RVM:
Residents of Boiling Spring Lakes, North Carolina, were in for a shock when a large alligator was spotted on a highway. Brunswick County sheriff’s deputies intervened. Despite initial efforts to subdue the creature with catch poles and ropes, the alligator refused to budge. MORE
…PETA compares the alligator to Civil Rights protestors in the ’50s in 3…2…1…
Hey! Watchu doin wit dat hose, Joe? I’m gonna stick dat hose uppa yo ass!
they always say they want to see me later but they never mean it.
That’s a lot of shoes, belts, and wallets.
Crikey.
Screw the hose. Go for the 9mm to the head.
Then make gator nuggets:
https://juliassimplysouthern.com/2016/04/fried-gator-nuggets-recipe.html
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When it comes to sharks and gators. tell people that they are more afraid of us than we are of them just to see if they’ll repeat it.
Jethro
MONDAY, 1 JULY 2024, 17:11 AT 5:11 PM
“Screw the hose. Go for the 9mm to the head.
Then make gator nuggets:”
…Ive only had those twice, both times at Drago’s in Metairie.
I LOVE those things, just not enough to put up with the rest of Nawlins for since I dont drink…
https://www.dragosrestaurant.com/metairie-menu#menu=menu&item=fried-gator-bites
Darwin the gator wanted to be turned into cowboy boots, belts, handbags, hat bands, wallets and gator McNuggets.
What is wrong with men these days. Just shoot the thing.
DaveVA
MONDAY, 1 JULY 2024, 22:09 AT 10:09 PM
“What is wrong with men these days. Just shoot the thing.”
…idiots with cell phone cameras + social media + liberal protest groups + city/county/state/federal govt employers being both woke and cowardly + woke laws of same = you aint shooting anything but a straight White male unless you want to be fired, doxxed, arrested, fined, jailed and protested with your family being harassed and run out of town while you spend your house in attorney fees while you languish in jail as you make painful, unwilling discoveries about male anatomy while being villified in the media the whole time.
Alligator nuggs are good, but not worth all that.
If you call Wildlife Control here they will tell you that they can’t/won’t remove them. If you get caught shooting them officers will confiscate your weapon and vehicle and charge a large fine then threaten you with jail time if you complain.
I checked IDs at a bar in Florida when I was in college. The cook told me during spring break when drunk northern kids ordered gator nuggets he would serve them chicken with various spices and no one knew the difference.