International Space Station May Have To Be Evacuated 

15 Comments on International Space Station May Have To Be Evacuated 

1. J B Weld.

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2. Duct tape & WD-40.
   If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the tape. If it should move and it doesn’t, use the WD-40.

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3. “’…that would kill ……. NASA’s reputation,’ he said.”

   Wait….what? NASA has a reputation? Who knew?

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4. Figures that the damage would be on the Russian side. Build ’em cheap & simple. Oh, and if it falls apart, no big loss. Cosmonauts are also disposable.

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5. Is Musk gonna have to pick these guys up as well?

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6. One of the first DEI projects.

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7. @Woodman – I started to watch the Apple TV series For All Mankind, about 10 minutes in one of the Apollo 10 astronauts was in a bar, after the Russkies had landed a man on the moon, and people were asking him why he didn’t just land – they were orbiting the moon, after all. I stopped watching, because I knew why. When JFK said we are going to land a man on the moon, he also said ‘and return him safely to Earth.’ That’s the difference between America and Russia/USSR.
   I’m sure the show was good, but I lost interest after that.

8. Last one out puts up a “Who Farted?” sticker…

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9. Can we send Mark Kelly back up there? Please?

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10. Does a fart linger longer inside the space station?

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11. ^^^^^^

    No one can hear you fart in space.

12. geoff the aardvark
    Wednesday, 30 October 2024, 20:29 at 8:29 pm
    “Does a fart linger longer inside the space station?”

    Larry H. Fubar
    Wednesday, 30 October 2024, 21:28 at 9:28 pm
    “^^^^^^

    No one can hear you fart in space.”

    …actual Apollo 16 discussion on farts in spaaaace…

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuv6TVv0r44

13. “Cracks and leaks”. Oh Jethro. Cracks and Leaks occur with structures under duress. Fatigue. Space is weightless. How does this happen? Unless it was from within. IDK. Not logical.

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14. “International Space Station May Have To Be Fummigated” FIFY

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15. More cracks and leaks than Joe’s Depends