Bad Jokes!

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1. Questions:

   1. What two days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?

   2. How many seconds are in a year?

   3. What is God’s first name?

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2. I was walking down the street with a date when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. “That’s ridiculous,” I texted her from across the street!

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3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everybody!

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4. Answers:

   1. Today & Tomorrow.

   2. Twelve = Jan 2nd
   Feb 2nd
   March 2nd
   April 2nd
   May 2nd
   ETC.

   3. Andy

   And he walks with me and he talks with me!

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5. Joey Biden got 81 million votes!
   Kamala Harris is gonna get 1 bazillion!

   Yeah, real fukkin funny …

6. In a civil court case regarding a man who accidently cut off his legs with a power saw and brought suit again the manufacturer.

   The judge dismissed the case, telling the man: You have no standing.

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7. Dems, in a last ditch attempt to deter people from voting for Trump: If Trump wins again, it’ll be your fault when we get Cheetos dust all over the White House again.

   MAGA people: Better that than cooties and bed bugs infesting it.

8. tx sphincter-of-the-house phela-tio

9. Today’s 11-3 cheesy dad joke, I had a chicken who could count her own eggs. She was a mathmachicken.