Did Juanita Broaddrick Confirm Bill Clinton Is NOT Chelsea’s Father?
But then there’s the guy who claims he’s Bill Clinton’s son.
Who IS her daddy?
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It’s “Mandela”, not “Mandella”. Or at least that’s the way I remember it.
“If you’re going to commit rape and sexual assault you better be a democrat”…Bill Bennett
from the UK’s NHS or whatever:
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/mumps/complications/#:~:text=Just%20under%20half%20of%20all,large%20enough%20to%20cause%20infertility.
“Can mumps affect male fertility?”
Just under half of all males who get mumps-related orchitis notice some shrinkage of their testicles and an estimated 1 in 10 men experience a drop in their sperm count (the amount of healthy sperm their body can produce). However, this is very rarely large enough to cause infertility.
This is all based on believing Bill Clinton.
On the other hand, that would imply someone else was stupid enough, horny enough, or drugged-up enough to sleep with Hillary Clinton, which I find more than a little difficult to believe.
“Oh! What a tangled webb she weaves, when first we practice to deceive”
Macbeth Shakespeare
They are scum. Nothing would surprise me regarding anything associated with political scum.
Occam’s razor applied perfectly.
I’m thinking a turkey baster had a role in this.
Hillary is a multi-bagger.
Derp.
Why do you think Hillary killed me?
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I thought Janet Reno was the father!
Hillary showed us that us that people in this country actually DO have limits and that not even the sick-twisted democRat party can shove a deceitful, duplicitous, self-serving, two-faced, money-grubbing, power-hungry, nasty, vile, shameless, manipulative, foul, anti-semetic crook, who left her scruples, morals and honesty next to an ashtray full of roaches on top of a book on Karl Marx and her thesis on Saul Alinsky, supports, enables and covers up for her criminal business partner who can only be referred to as a dishonorable draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, coke-sniffing, drug dealing, money-laundering, pants-dropping, weenie-wagging, wife-cheating, woman-beating, rapist, masturbating, cigar-dipping pervert, finger wagging liar, self-centered, self-serving, hornswaggling, double-dealing, four-flushing, influence pedaling sleaze-bag thief who was convicted of perjury, impeached and disbarred and will forever be known as the dirty, low-life, bicycle seat-sniffing, trailer park troll that dragged our nation’s morality down to the level of an Arkansas Outhouse by bringing the term “blow-job” into the family kitchen for breakfast on the front page of the morning paper!
Ok Chels, you may now go back to your bowl of Purina…
Hillary was hatched! She (IT) is a cross between an Alligator and a platypus!
I posted a quote above and attributed it to Shakespear. Apparently it is originally from Sir Walter Scott, and is one of them Mandela things.
Harry,
tell us what you really think!
I always assumed it was Satan.
The old site Hog On Ice had a humorous idea about how Chelsea was conceived. I’d have to look it up as it requires the correct setup for the humor.
Chelsea Clinton looks exactly like the dope who was the AG of Arkansas when the Clintons had the state police and various sheriffs running drugs and executing little children who accidently saw the Clinton state drug runners. There is a documentary about it called the Boys On The Tracks.
Just like “Prince” Harry, the son of his mother’s tennis instructor. Cbelsea Clinton isn’t ro blame for who her mother banged, but she’s really happy to exploit the grift.
Webb Hubble went in the bathroom with a stack of Playboy magazines and came out and threw it at her from across the room?
Even Stevie Wonder could “see” that Slick Willy isn’t Chelsea’s father.
Only James Carville is slimy enough to bang repulsive Hillary and only he is ugly enough to sire(?) the Chipmunk! Also, note their uncanny resemblance!
Hillary was impregnated via the housefly pollination method and even that filthy insect puked.
Hillary’s gynecologist complains that every time Hillary puts her feet in the stirrups the furnace kicks on!
Sheesh…this story is old and everyone knows that Webb (that looks like a big mouthed bass) sired Chelsey that looks like a small mouth bass. And Harry a progeny of the hired help (the riding instructor?)…and Trudeau son of Castro…and Obama from the pornographer that his mom worked for. And of course Biden is a son-of-a bitch. This ends today’s genealogy lesson.
Hey now Harry, when I was President, I only sniffed girls bicycle seats.
Now of course, I sniff the bicycle seats of all 100 genders. I don’t discriminate. Hillary insisted on that.
Harry, your gynecologist remark has left a foul odor in the air. And an awful vision that would make a rat puke.
But it was funny anyway.
Evil Hillary cut Webb Hubble in two and arranged with NASA to send the two halves to outer space.
The secret of Chelsea’s paternity is still a secret, Hillary thinks.