Help them out. lol
Bleeding Fool-
While it seems to be taking longer than anyone anticipated, the producers of the James Bond franchise have narrowed down what they’re looking for.
According to producer Barbara Broccoli, the next OO7 will be a man, likely in his 30s and not necessarily white. She added, “Every time we cast a new actor, the films change. It’s the excitement of a new Bond, a new direction. Every one of these people who took on the role offered something new and different.” MORE
Gay.
Barbara Broccoli
The new face of England
https://www.irishpost.com/news/man-who-fled-to-ireland-after-fatal-stabbing-in-england-is-convicted-of-murder-242133
gay/transit triple amputee muslims are welcome to apply
They should have the courage of their convictions and just do what they want to do; Have Lizzo as the next Jane Bond, a strong empowered girl boss who spits in the eye of the white patriarchy. Instead of Auric Goldfinger or Ernst Stavro Blofeld she could do battle with Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, or Steve Bannon (BTW, when is that announcement coming that Bannon has been added as an advisor?)
Of course, it wouldn’t make any money, but who said virtual signaling was profitable?
Be sure to add all of the freaks in that Jaguar commercial as extras.
In years past, Idris Elba was named as a possible successor. I could see that happening.
dylan m. must be available?
@Mary Macaroni: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/james-bond-007-movies-barbara-broccoli-b2173567.html
I like the idea of James Bond as a designation, allowing the individual to change. That said, he – definitely he – must have the same saviore faire and he-man aura that the previous Bonds (and the books) reasonably presented.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/cpsprodpb/C856/production/_130668215_gettyimages-1576728868.jpg.webp
He might not be white but this move will be bomb.
From Zorro, The Gay Blade
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a Peso, all for Zorro!, Stand up and say so.
I vote for Bobcat Goldthwait
Since the new Dr. Who is a gay, transgendered freak why not James Bond. Both of them will literally suck. I hear that the new Dr. Who has already bombed and fans of the older Dr. Who’s hate it with a passion. Sic the Daleks on it and EXTERMINATE!
Another great English franchise destroyed by faggots and those who worship non-whites like they were golden calves.
TN Tux, Idris’s ship has sailed.
Ticks Boxes!
https://hollywoodlife.com/feature/who-is-alaqua-cox-echo-5221095/
Female to male tranny, fully mutilated with a 12′ fake dongus and balls the size of cantaloupes…nahh make that grapefruits… it needs to be at least six feet tall and preferably over two forty in perfect physical condition -other than the chemicals- so let’s say, appears to be in powerful masculine physical condition. Really play up the dongus and balls, like in every scene they lead the way. It doesn’t need to act or anything, just run around and bounce the fake junk all over the place… always topless to show off the chest and scarring from the mammary removal.
Marvel sucks, I have totally given up on all the new Marvel movies along with anything Disney. Disney has destroyed all the old comic book superheroes along with Star Wars none of which I have ever watched after the first 3 episodes from the 70’s and 80’s. And DC isn’t much better anymore either.
Not 12 FOOT! 12 inch! 12 foot would be absurd, no one would believe it!
Why not just create an alternate universe where Jaymes Bond can be anything and you don’t have to follow established canon. Seemed to work for Star Trek.
Didn’t I just the other day say that Jaguar was hinting at…
It’s all shit since Sean Connery was James Bond…
Nobody gives a flying fuck. The James Bond concept isn’t PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!?, it’s dead. At least if they are still bothering to beat that dead horse they have less time to rat fuck something else into the grave.
Transgender Albino dwarf with a severe speech impediment…
JDHasty
Thursday, 21 November 2024, 14:51 at 2:51 pm
The James Bond concept isn’t PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!?
Bond movies went downhill when they decided to make the character flawed and troubled.
Bring back a Sean Connery type
@beachmom – Timothy Dalton did that. Roger Moore wasn’t quite as good as Connery (although had he not been contracted to doing The Saint he may have been the standard), but he was fine. Dalton pushed the touchy-feely Bond character. And after 2 movies they moved on to someone better.
Actually, I wouldn’t mind if a black guy (Idris Elba’s name was mentioned in the past) played Bond. Fleming set a lot of his books in the Carribean, and a black Bond would fit in better there. I was always somewhat bothered that in Live and Let Die, all of the antagonists were black and and the supposed “secret agent” was white.
In Daniel Craig’s Bond films, the Felix Leiter character was black and that actor did a great job.
Don’t call it James Bond. Call it something else.
There’s enough other “double naught” spies out there, we don’t need another Bond story. While at the time, they were topical, the drama surrounding the movies serves to date the movies, making them quaint after all these years.
That the lead actors were all pretty much woke playing tough guys leaves future casting suspect. As cringeworthy as they are I think more sendups like Casino Royale (1967) and Austin Powers are in order.
A black Bond will go over like a lead spy balloon in China…
I wouldn’t pay to see that either.
James Bond is a White Brit, period.
@Geoff
Yup. I watched the first three SW and that was enough for me.
It got to be space-soap opera with the Evil Dictator guy (I can’t even remember his name) ended up being the father of the Luc Baywatcher guy. Until recently the studio was trying to wrench the last few pennies out of the “franchise” as the media calls it.
No more of that childish BS for me!
Recently I teed up the most recent Casino Royale 007 movie while on a flight. It opened with, If I remember, fiery car crashes and explosions. I’ve seen it all before. I lasted less than 5 minutes of watching it.
Its entertainment made for 16 year-old boys.