A waiter noticed that whenever he brought over another beer to crazy joe Biden the coaster disappeared. After three beers he stopped bothering and brought the fourth without a coaster. Crazy joe grumbled “What, no cracker with this one?”
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What rhymes with orange.
No it doesn’t!
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What should we do with people who rely on government handouts but are too lazy to work?
Kick them out of congress!
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Teacher was asking the class to use “fascinate” in a sentence.Little Susie said “I went to the museum and it was fascinating. That was close, yeacher said but you used”fascinating”. Little Billy said “I went to the zoo and it was very fascinating.” Teacher disallowed that one too. Finally, after trying to ignore little Johnny’s waving hand teacher said “OK Johnny, you can give me a sentence with “fascinate in it.
Johnny said “Aunt Jane came to the house the other day and was wearing a new blouse.It had ten buttons on it but her tits are so big she could only fasten eight”. Teacher just hung her head.
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Otto Titzlinger – the inventor of the Bra. Berlin, 1856.
2
Someone paid millions of dollars for a banana duck taped to a canvas and plans to eat it.
Has to be a joke!
1
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
The Priest turns to the Rabbi and and asked: “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The Rabbi responded: “Yes, it is still a law”
So the Priest asks: “Well, have you ever eaten pork?”
The Rabbi said: “Yes, I did succumb to the temptation and ate a bacon sandwich”
The Priest nodded in understanding and and went on with his reading.
A bit later the Rabbi spoke up and asked: “Father, is it still a requirement of your faith for you to remain celibate?”
“Yes it is still very much a part of our faith” said the Priest.
The Rabbi then asked: “Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The Priest replied: “Yes, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith”
The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained quiet for a couple of minutes, then leaned over to the Priest and said: “Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich, don’t it!”
A waiter noticed that whenever he brought over another beer to crazy joe Biden the coaster disappeared. After three beers he stopped bothering and brought the fourth without a coaster. Crazy joe grumbled “What, no cracker with this one?”
What rhymes with orange.
No it doesn’t!
What should we do with people who rely on government handouts but are too lazy to work?
Kick them out of congress!
Teacher was asking the class to use “fascinate” in a sentence.Little Susie said “I went to the museum and it was fascinating. That was close, yeacher said but you used”fascinating”. Little Billy said “I went to the zoo and it was very fascinating.” Teacher disallowed that one too. Finally, after trying to ignore little Johnny’s waving hand teacher said “OK Johnny, you can give me a sentence with “fascinate in it.
Johnny said “Aunt Jane came to the house the other day and was wearing a new blouse.It had ten buttons on it but her tits are so big she could only fasten eight”. Teacher just hung her head.
Otto Titzlinger – the inventor of the Bra. Berlin, 1856.
Someone paid millions of dollars for a banana duck taped to a canvas and plans to eat it.
Has to be a joke!
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
The Priest turns to the Rabbi and and asked: “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The Rabbi responded: “Yes, it is still a law”
So the Priest asks: “Well, have you ever eaten pork?”
The Rabbi said: “Yes, I did succumb to the temptation and ate a bacon sandwich”
The Priest nodded in understanding and and went on with his reading.
A bit later the Rabbi spoke up and asked: “Father, is it still a requirement of your faith for you to remain celibate?”
“Yes it is still very much a part of our faith” said the Priest.
The Rabbi then asked: “Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The Priest replied: “Yes, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith”
The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained quiet for a couple of minutes, then leaned over to the Priest and said: “Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich, don’t it!”