UFC Fighter Still In Pain After Being Elbowed In The Anus During A Fight Earlier This Month.
OutKick: UFC strawweight Luana Pinheiro is still recovering from her last fight, which took place earlier this month. Aside from the normal bumps and bruises associated with entering the octagon, she suffered what can safely be referred to as a unique injury.
The Brazilian lost her fight at UFC Vegas 100 on November 9 against Gillian Robertson by unanimous decision and limped out of the octagon. She caught several 12-6 elbows, which have up until recently been illegal in the UFC, on her butt, including one directly to her anus. more here
It was not the elbow but the “Horse Dick” sized dildo/vibrator she used on it for a couple hours the night before.
“Excuse my language, but she elbowed my anus”
LOLOLOL
The ref shoulda flagged her for Assphalt….
I don’t think she’ll be going for a fart walk.
This one time, Big Mike got me all the way up to his elbow…but that’s not the same thing as this, I guess.
She probably gave into her boyfriend’s pestering and is too embarrassed to admit it.
The gerbil didn’t appreciate the intrusion.
How the hell do you get gerbils, shampoo bottles, toilet brushes, Barbie dolls, stuffed animals and in one case a fishing tackle box up there? I can’t help ya’ on that. Ask someone who served in the Obama or Biden Administrations, I’m sure they can help ya out on that one too.
Sounds like her opponent tried to knock the shit out of her.
@ jellybean THURSDAY, 28 NOVEMBER 2024, 13:29 AT 1:29 PM
Sounds to me like she succeeded
JDHasty
Thursday, 28 November 2024, 13:27 at 1:27 pm
“How the hell do you get gerbils, shampoo bottles, toilet brushes, Barbie dolls, stuffed animals and in one case a fishing tackle box up there?”
…You’d be surprised…
https://radiopaedia.org/articles/rectal-foreign-bodies?lang=us
https://www.emedicinehealth.com/foreign_body_rectum/article_em.htm
^^^ scroll down on the first link for some…interesting…xrays…
Oh, please. As if that’s the first time she’s been pounded there….
Bung Fu.
Hoo-ha Jitsu.
Taintkwondo.
How Do You Get Elbowed *There*?
In the end, it’s alimentary, Dr. Watson.