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With Wendy and Brock.
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When Forest Gump passed away, he arrived at the Pearly Gates and stood in front of St. Peter. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forest. We’ve heard so much about you.” Then he said, “But it’s getting crowded up here, so now we have to give people a little test before letting them in.”
“Okay,” said Forest. “I hope it’s not too hard. My momma always said, ‘Life is like a final exam. It’s tough.'”
“Yes, Forest, I know. But this test only has three questions. Here they are.”
1. Which two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God’s first name?
Forest smiled and said, “The first one is easy. The two days that start with ‘T’ are Today and Tomorrow.”
St. Peter was surprised but said, “Well, that’s not what I was expecting, but you have a point. I’ll give you credit for that one.”
“Next question,” said Forest. “How many seconds are in a year? Twelve.”
“Twelve?” St. Peter asked, confused.
“Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…”
St. Peter interrupted him, realizing what Forest meant. “I see. I’ll give you credit for that, too.”
Forest smiled and said, “And the last question, ‘What is God’s first name?’ It’s Andy.”
“Andy?” St. Peter said, shocked. “How did you come up with ‘Andy’?”
“I learned it in church. We used to sing about it,” Forest said, singing, “Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own.”
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, “Run, Forest, Run!”