26 Comments on The “800 Pound” Rapper

1. Reminds me of “End stage Elvis” that used to perform in one of the casinos on the strip in Vegas.

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2. Sensory overload–

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3. It could be worse; he could be an 800-pound crapper.

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4. I heard this guy had a swimming pool installed in his bathroom to replace the toilet and hired a backhoe operator to wipe his ass.

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5. Slim Shadetree

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6. That oxygen bottle isn’t for breathing it’s the oxidizer for the rocket fuel to lift his ass.

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7. These guys are NOT gonna be happy when the Purple Sludge kicks the KFC bucket…

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTkLLQjgoEU

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8. Humpty Dumpty sat on couch….

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9. Maybe that is a tank of helium for comic relief…

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10. Rap name: “50 Stone”.

    https://www.calculateme.com/weight/stone/to-pounds/50

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11. I think rap needs more tuba.

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12. Young Meaty.

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13. ^^^^ That ain’t meat.

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14. BizPorqui

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15. Artery Killah

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16. MC Diabetes

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17. This is just more attempted normalization of unhealthy behavior. I guess it’s stylish these days.

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18. It’s just too easy to be a lazy, untalented, unmotivated, dumbed-down slug these days.

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19. Purple Jell-O Roll. Seriously this dude needs to be on Ozempic ASAP. His claim to fame, being a rapper the size of four large men could take him out with his next breath.

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20. I struggled to get to 155 pound at one point.

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21. His theme song is Roly Poly by Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys.

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22. I should have typed I struggled to get UP to 155 at one point. I’m, I was, 6 foot tall when I was 18 to about 40 years old. I’m a bit shorter, now. My normal weight was 145. Then I did a pretty horrific job over some weeks that got me down to 130. I couldn’t get above 130 for years.

    I don’t know what the answer is, but I DO know 800 pounds is wrong.

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23. How does he wipe his ass?

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24. I’m gonna jump that……

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25. Erik
    LOL, I’m thinking you have a tape worm the size of an Anaconda living in your lower gut.

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26. shame on the people in the audience

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