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There were some really good ones!
what did one casket say to the other?
That you coffin?
What does a puppy and a blind gynecologist have in common?….they both have wet noses…
Three elderly ladies were relaxing on Rehoboth Beach outside their retirement home when a gray-haired old man stumbled by.
One of the women called out,
“Hey, we’ll bet you we can guess exactly how old you are!”
Chuckling, the man replied,
“Ain no way yer gonna figure that out! Only Cornpop knows my age!”
With a twinkle in her eye, one of the ladies said:
“Oh, yes we can! Just drop your trousers and boxers, and we’ll tell you your age right on the spot.”
Confused, but curious, the doddering old fart obliged, thinking he would prove them wrong.
The three ladies then asked him to spin around a few times and jump up and down.
Determined to see them fail, he complied.
In perfect harmony, they all shouted,
“You’re 82!”
Startled and standing there in disbelief wiping the drool off his chin, the old fart asked,
“How the hell did you know?”
Grinning and clapping, the ladies all giggled and said:
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
^^^^^^
Thats a good one.
Tim – Not only that, but you can tell it every day cuz Jackass Joe would think his birthday was yesterday if that’s what he’s told at this point!
Q: Why did the student get upset when the teacher called him “average”.
A: The student thought it was a mean thing to say.
From Math Jokes
Q: How do you get warm in a cold room?
A: You go to the corner where it’s always 90 degrees.
From Bad Math Jokes
Q: What can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because it would then be a foot.
From Badder Math Jokes
Joey Biden got 81 million votes!
It took CA 4 WEEKS to count the votes!
Joke’s on us – US.
The Far side on Go Comics. com had a very absurd and funny cartoon the other day. The caption read “business lunch” showing a guy making a sandwich with a bunch of businessmen in suits and ties in a sardine tin being spread on a sandwich made of white bread and mayo. It reminds me of the joke, how many lawyers does it take to make a sandwich? It depends on how thin that you slice them.
I saw yesterday some Far Siders. A good one is the Asparagus Man. He cruises the neighborhoods like the Good Humor man, only he sells asparagus. The jingle is Asparagus, Asparagus, we all cuss for asparagus.
My favorite Christmas carol:
We three kings of Orient Are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded
It exploded
Sending us to Yonder star.
Just kidding. I love Christmas and all the great carols and songs heard that time of year.