‘Stop sticking googly eyes on sculptures.’
– US city tells residents.
h/t Heaux.
My idea. lol I hope someone does it.
It’s Wrong, But I Can’t Stop Laughing
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Telling them to stop is how you get more googly eyes.
It may be wrong, but It’s! So! Funny!
So maybe the Bend city council could come up with some alternatives for the eyes. Runner bands, pipe cleaner hooks……..Otherwise, be prepared to continue shell out a small portion of the city budget on cleanup.
(wadda bunch’a humorless wankers)
That’s great.
Makes me start thinking of all the metal art statues along our local Riverwalk.
I have been growing bored with it as it never changes except for a hat, scarf of sunglasses on occasions.
This is better.
Statue of Liberty, just for a few minutes.
Googly eyes are supposed to be funny, lighten up and laugh at them. They could’ve been the googly eyes mounted on a slinky and that would’ve been funnier.
$1,500.00 to remove googly eyes. I call bullshit! They must be calculating the expense of sending out a crew of 6 overweight city workers, plus a supervisor and a safety officer.
“Art” paid for by the citizens who weren’t invited to the committee that chose the “art” (or the “artists”). There is little of this so-called art that is worth paying for in the first place. Public art in most cities and larger towns is an eyesore.
The damned sculptures sit outside in the baking sun, snow and freezing rain, fercryinoutloud. Without looking, I will say the adhesives are weak and the googly eyes will fall off quickly, or peel off with no permanent damage. No doubt pigeon shit is a far bigger problem. Bottom line is bureaucrats and the pompous artists they subsidize cannot stand even the most gentle humor where their precious, taxpayer-funded art is concerned. It’s not as is somebody is doing burnouts on your gay flag crosswalks, you pansies. Get a f—king grip.
By the way…and here’s the thing…You’re paying way to much to stamp out the fun. Get your community service jailbirds to do it.
BYWAHTT^^^that was me.
Where’s the nearest George Floyd statue?
Mule, you read my mind.
Mt Rushmore would be fun.
Mt. Rushmore. Totally. LMAO.
And the Wall Street bull.
Hey, the WS bull idea works!
Well you gotta do the Pagan statues the damned are erecting in front of Federal Buildings.
By the way…and here’s the thing: It’s not wrong to laugh. Uproariously, even.
Just leave the eyes in place and the jolly joker can’t do it again. It’s a win/win.