A Survival Guide to Ride the NYC Subway

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1. Survival Guide:

   Step 1. As you approach the subway entrance, turn around and walk away.

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2. Look around for Daniel Perry. If you don’t seem him, leave, call your boss and insist on working from home.

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3. I simply avoid going to NYC. Or any big city.

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4. eject & shitholers

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5. If you live in NYC, work on an exit strategy now. If you’re planning on visiting NYC, don’t. They don’t deserve your tourist dollars.

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6. Walk or take a cab.

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7. “I ain’t too happy underground, y’all!”

   https://youtu.be/6Ul-LwLX6Nk?si=xC1AqpJ7yc2Nsaw9

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8. Avoid the subway sushi…

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9. We all know what to look for and avoid. However, life is full of the vulnerable and they will continue to fall prey to the wild animals among us.

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10. Wear body armor and carry a fire extinguisher and a Glock. And identify as black so you don’t get arrested.

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11. I loved the subway in the early 2000s. I haven’t been back to NYC in about 15 yrs though. Heard it’s gone downhill.

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12. Any public transportation in a democrat-run city is a horror-show.

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13. Just strap on a blow-up doll of Kathy Hochul to yer side.
    That aughta scare ’em off!

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14. anything of a pedocrat/public nature soon takes on the characteristics of public restrooms – anyone can show up, leave their waste, & leave without consequences. “public” education, health, transportation, etc.

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15. Take Ol’ Remus’ (RIP) (Woodpile Report – also RIP) advice, “avoid large crowds”. Which means, “avoid NYC and its subway”.

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16. In the late 80s, I visited London and a few other places around London. The Tubes were clean, on time, and the people were very polite.

    Would never go back now.

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17. repeat from 1127: eject dindus & shitholers 1st