
@davidmedinapdx
NEW: A member of the Oregon Consumer Advisory Council, whose job it is to advise the Oregon Health Authority on mental health policies for the state, identifies as “turtlegender” and uses they/them and ‘turtle’ pronouns. I wish I was kidding. I’m ashamed of my own government.
h/t illustr8r
more like a turd-hole
Well irrespective of what it identifies as, I recognize it as a big fat stupid tub of shit.
They/Them does add up to a crowd, doesn’t it ? Paid by the pound ??
So mental illness is now defense-able and okay, even if you murder people after a long day at work. And you’re bad if you complain. America has gone nuts.
Let this be a warning to others as to what happens when you don’t fight to stop vote(fraud)-by-mail, and allow people from California to move into your state.
Make it illegal for Californians (liberals) to leave California.
Offer rewards for California conservatives to move out.
Watch it burn and eat popcorn.
To be a turtle, it must be able to pull its head into its neck.
This one’s head is too big. It can’t be done. Sorry to say, I conclude this specimen is not a turtle. Another kind of creature, but not a turtle.
Maybe this idiot that self identifies herself as a turtle but really is a big fat tortoise should move to the Galapagos Islands and become one with the rest of the tortoises there. She certainly doesn’t qualify for Darwin’s survival of the fittest according to the bs evolution theory but has devolved as one of the stupidest. Yertle the turtle, Bert the turtle and Cecil the turtle says she ain’t a turtle. The left is nuckin futs, they just don’t get it, she is not a turtle or any other imaginary critter of her warped imagination.
When is the asteroid due?
one of the great “turtle” scenes…leon the replicant getting quizzed by the hr-****** in blade runner, 1982…
“See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind. On his back all vows are made; He sees the truth but may not said. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me”
-Stephen King
Well, I have to admit, I’ve never heard anyone accusing a turtle of being smart.
It’s still winter in Oregon. This “turtle” should still be in hibernation. Take it out to the back 40 and bury it.
Turtles also can spread salmonella.
If you don’t go along with their insanity, you are the crazy one now.
I hoid she’s the Fatfuk Oregon Turtle Racing Champ…
How slow can you go? There are slower things than turtles like snails and slugs. And even more disgusting, if she was form from Wash. state, she could self- identify as a banana slug.
From not form.
someone should call animal control or at least the Humane Society
@ 1318: s. king is one of the most useless mofos in america. anyone who can stomach his ****** bullshit “the stand” cover-to-cover is brain dead.
OK, your a turtle. Now someone take this turtle waaaaaaaaaaay out in the Oregon’s wilderness and let it go.
This fat, nasty sack of wet shit is exactly the type of appointments that leftist governments place on boards and commissions. They are nothing close to what their stated goals are. Not a goddamn one of them.
Anonymous at 1:42 PM , Haven’t read anything by Stephen King but I liked the movie based on one of his stories called The Shawshank Redemption.
geoffthe aardvark – Might be an advantage in being your own “flotation device !!
I’m not making it up. I did volunteer advocacy work and lived this shit. It’s a fucking nightmare dealing with the FACT that the leaders of any movement that arise organically are frozen out of Board and Commission appointments and these freak shows that are chock a block full of Democrat freaks are who are the only voice the media recognizes in most cases. In our case, I had a personal friendship with one of the heavy hitters and was able to go around that. She was the number one news anchor in Seattle in the Seattle/Tacoma market.
A newly appointed transgender city councillor has quit after it was revealed they ran an OnlyFans account.
Jessica Ann Roberts was appointed to Lynnwood City Council in Democrat-controlled Washington State on Monday, but the council was later made aware that they had published explicit photographs on OnlyFans, an adult website.
The council has called a meeting on Thursday evening to “discuss the qualifications” of the councillor and “decide whether to rescind” their appointment.
https://youtu.be/nXITNRJlXz4?si=phEI5vd3fB4-EqUt
The link above is to a story that is breaking today and yesterday. Washington and Oregon have not yet come to grips with the fact that this far out mentally ill bullshit is over.
Sad. The woman is a mere shell of her former self.
I loved her must with the rest of The Turtles. “Happy Together” was my favorite.
All kidding asife : the people who enable her narcissism and infantilism are evil.
Oregon Consumer Advisory Board.
It is obvious that she is one of Oregon’s greatest consumers.
I think she is not correctly identified as a Turtle but she is from other members of the genus Sus. And considered a subspecies of Sus scrofa. She appears to be mildly domesticated as long as she’s fed.
What have I been posting here for over a decade about how the progressive/Marxist/Satanist movement’s concern for “vulnerable populations?” Then pointing out that the the ONLY concern they have is to identify individuals and populations that they can exploit to advance their own agenda. I have been in and around true charity and advocacy all of my adult life and can say that without exception I have never one time met a single exception to that statement. Never, not one time. Progressive/Marxist/Satanists are absolute and unequivocal filth and progressivism = Marxism = Satanism always. There ZERO exceptions. Not your friends, not your relatives, not anyone who buys into that worldview and political philosophy. They have no capacity for consideration of anyone period, empathy and sincerity are completely and totally just an illusion they present to advance their own agenda. Always, every time, without exception.
cato – Learned something new – Sus crofa , thank you !!
Bring back metal institutions, coupled with Work farms then throw away the key until they’re not insane.
Turtles are a species, not a gender. Even with turtles, there are STILL ONLY TWO GENDERS!
Jeebus, what a dope.
“One of Oregon’s mental health advisors identifies as a turtle”
A two part solution:
• Roll it over on its back
• Walk away
Am I a Turtle? You bet your sweet ass I am.
@123321123321
Exactly. That Transit freak in the House said recently that Conservatives who don’t go along with the transit BS are “Weird”.
He looks enough like a male. He’s got a fairly strong looking chin, a guy chin. He’s not fooling anyone. He’s a guy, to be blunt about it.
The Transits, homos, and other deviants are being used by the NWO/WEF masters to reduce the population. Thats what I think, anyway.
“Ha, we’ll cut out your repro organs so you’ll never have kids. Do that and you’ll be a member of the cool, inside, popular kids circle. Yeah, we’re making gender confusion really cool. All the kids will want to do it”
I was never a cool kid; the cool kids were all the stoners and other ne’er do wells and generally from upper middle-class families whose mommy and daddy always bailed their asses out whenever they got into trouble. I hung out with the nerds and brainiacs and other misfits and most of us turned out to be normal as we grew older. The cool kids didn’t. And we were all smarter than the cool kids.
porker cra cra. it should identify as a pig.
Fatassasaurus
I assume that as a turtle she stays in a moist terrarium and eats turtle food. Otherwise, she just being a silly child.
They should identify as a Hutt