Did you hear about the buffalo that is 200 years old? It just celebrated its bison-tennial. I hate insect puns. they bug the heck out of me. Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe. Why did the noodle get a driving ticket? It drove pasta stop sign. Dumb jokes, I know but I love dad jokes.
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Joe wants to come back and help the party.
You know, I’m of the opinion that a lobotomy would change a lot of people’s minds.
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Claudia – all liberals need a lobotomy. Maybe more than one lobotomy to seal the deal.
Liberal – But Doctor, I already had a lobotomy.
Doctor – Yes, but we need to do preventive maintenance every year.
Q. Who invented the palindrome?
A. Otto Abba
Did you hear about the buffalo that is 200 years old? It just celebrated its bison-tennial. I hate insect puns. they bug the heck out of me. Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe. Why did the noodle get a driving ticket? It drove pasta stop sign. Dumb jokes, I know but I love dad jokes.
Joe wants to come back and help the party.
You know, I’m of the opinion that a lobotomy would change a lot of people’s minds.
^^^^^
Claudia – all liberals need a lobotomy. Maybe more than one lobotomy to seal the deal.
Liberal – But Doctor, I already had a lobotomy.
Doctor – Yes, but we need to do preventive maintenance every year.