You just don’t get much more American than a car mocked up to look like a giant frankfurter. The famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles have been touring America since I was quite young, promoting that company’s all-meat hot dogs. And, I mustard-mit, sighting one of these vehicles is kind of a big deal.
But Friday, on the famous Indianapolis Motor Speedway, six of the Wienermobiles squared off in a wiener-take-all event, the first of its kind. Fans, of course, relished the chance to see it.
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They stole my car!
THOSE ARE MACROPLASTIC AUTOPENISES
I imagine Oscar Mayer would not look kindly on a driver that blows an engine or swaps paint with another Weinermobile.
What a bunch of weiners. Is the losing Weinermobile driver considered to be a weenie. Obviously those weinermobiles aren’t driven by any eco weenies. Do they also have a shorter weiner dog race for dog fans as well. “Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer weiner the Indy 500 is the place I want to be.”
I invented hot dogs
I wonder if the guys trailing will Ketchup.
Necessary disclaimer, putting ketchup on a hot dog is as grave a sin as putting mustard on a hamburger or pineapple on a pizza.
What about ketchup on eggs, my oldest daughter puts ketchup on her cooked eggs.
I still regret loosing my weiner whistle. Don’t pervert my comment made in child like innocence
Hmmm … I believe I could swallow one of those … while another parked in my ass!