15 Comments on ICE and DHS raided Democrat Rep. Jerry Nadler’s office

  1. The Pew Research Center (PRC) has completed President Trump’s request to investigate Jerry Nadler’s apparent Body Odor (BO) issue.

    The PRC established a scale in 1965 to determine a person’s level of BO.
    The BO scale is 1-10 from excellent BO to really bad BO.

    1. Expensive French perfume
    2. Cheap French perfume
    3. CVS Drugstore perfume
    4. Female Sweat
    5. Male Sweat
    6. Unbathed for 2 weeks (Natural Soldier BO)
    7. Minimum BO
    8. Medium BO
    9. Major BO
    10. Extremely Foul BO

    The PRC interviewed many people who were close to Mr. Nadler, including his wife. The PRC also gained early morning access to Congress with a bomb and drug sniffing dog. The PRC team took the dog to Mr. Nadler’s seat and let the dog sniff it. The unfortunate animal howled like a sick wolf for the next 45 minutes.

    The PRC scored Mr. Nadler at a nine out of ten. When a reporter asked what that entailed, a PRC spokesperson said it is indicative of someone who bathes twice a month, rarely changes his underwear, and only occasionally uses TP. The spokesperson said there is time for Mr. Nadler to “clean up his act”, but unfortunately persons who attain a Nine score typically go on to earn a Ten.

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