BPR:
If leftists thought “Alligator Alcatraz” was triggering, they’re going to completely lose their minds over what Alaska suggested.
While admitting that they are not seriously considering “an Alaska version of Alligator Alcatraz,” the state joked about the possibility of opening a “Bear Alcatraz” to assist President Donald Trump’s immigration efforts.
“We don’t have alligators, but we have lots of bears,” the state told Fox News. more
This is more in line with security… https://youtu.be/je34M36bxhs
Don’t forget the silver bells for the inmates.
Don’t forget the mosquitos, too.
Build it in the northern most part of Alaska. During their summers the bears will take care of the escaped ILLEGALS and during the winter they will become frozen statues and be a feast for those hungry bears coming out of hibernation when the weather warms up again.
You have to admit that this is a real grizzly idea. Between the bears and the wolves and the long cold winters in Alaska the inmates of Grizzly Alcatraz don’t stand a chance.
The Polar Pen?
Ursidaetention Center.
Kinda wordy, yes. But it would be fun to see the misspelling on the lawsuits filed against it.
IIRC (and I could be wrong), there’s already a prison at Nome, AK, right up against the water, of the type already described; no gates, no walls, no fences. Just housing. Prisoners can walk out anytime they please (but you can never leave….), but there’s only miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles of snow, ice, and deep cold. Oh, and can’t forget the bears, wolves, and other predatory critters.
And all (ALL!) the prison personnel are armed. Not to keep the prisoners from escaping, but to keep the bears from invading.
I can see that as an ideal place to cold storage (pun intended) the illegal invaders from the swampy, sunny, south until they can be repatriated back to their home countries.
Griz-catraz
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Tuesday, 8 July 2025, 11:17 at 11:17 am
“IIRC (and I could be wrong), there’s already a prison at Nome, AK, right up against the water, of the type already described; no gates, no walls, no fences. Just housing. Prisoners can walk out anytime they please (but you can never leave….), but there’s only miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles of snow, ice, and deep cold.”
You mean like this?
https://youtu.be/Oc_jYAtfDis?si=oVkVToWwPWh02OUJ&t=1m5s
Our own Siberia. I like it!
Trust me, ending up as bear scat is no picnic.
TFF,
Same end results, different aliens (LOL!)
Hey Boo Boo.
Ice ICe detention center
polar prison
Camp send them NOME
Alaskatraz
Ice cold camp
Gators and Grizzlies.
Who’d a thunk they had so much in common?